Topic: Royal Protocol

A host shares his experience attending a formal dinner at Buckingham Palace hosted by Princess Anne for a charity event involving David Dimbleby. He describes the high level of service, including having one butler for every two guests and the intricate pairing of wines with courses. He highlights a humorous culture clash where American guests requested Diet Coke, forcing a butler to navigate the massive palace grounds to fulfill the unconventional request.

The hosts share stories about their parents receiving official invitations to Buckingham Palace. One host recounts his father attending a royal event while intoxicated following a breakup, while another describes his mother framing a "By Royal Decree" card on her wall. The segment concludes with a humorous look at guests stealing ashtrays and toilet roll from royal residences.