2 chapters across the catalog
The hosts discuss a viral trend from December 21, 2020, claiming that Black people would receive "superpowers" during the alignment of Jupiter and Saturn. The Root published an "open letter" regarding this "melanated magic." While the trend was largely humorous, the hosts find the underlying "woke" mysticism and the Root's specific "best practices" for these powers to be "cringe-worthy."
Chronicles of Judah 144 provides an esoteric analysis of the Jordan vs. LeBron rivalry. He describes Nike as a "Saturnian organization" operating on principles of "magic" similar to the Sith Lords in Star Wars. He argues that LeBron is the "apprentice" attempting to destroy the "master" (Jordan) because he knows his own "magic" is not as powerful as Jordan's.
