Topic: Plywood

The Exxon administrative building in Kingsville suffered significant damage, with nearly every window smashed by explosions during a military troop insertion exercise. Jones attempts to interview staff at the local newspaper regarding a reporter whose camera was allegedly confiscated by the military.

A sarcastic critique of President Bill Clinton focuses on his claims of saving children while the speaker discusses paying taxes. The segment shifts to the logistics of moving lumber and plywood for the construction project. Brief mentions are made of Court TV's presence and personal anecdotes about camping and nursing puppies.