Friday, 10 September 2021

The BIG 5-0 - the Wrap Up hits 50

From the 4,000 percent spike in British property prices to the 50th anniversary of decimalization, a milestone look at the financial and cultural evolution of fatherhood.

By The Jonnie Jensen Show | 1h 15m listen | 24 chapters
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About this episode

Jonnie Jensen and Glenn celebrate the 50th episode of The Wrap Up by examining the 4,000 percent surge in UK housing costs since 1971. The hosts contrast the £5,632 average home price of the decimalization era with today’s £247,000 market, questioning the ethics of modern property portfolios. This milestone broadcast integrates live StreamYard interactions with a deep look at the financial and social shifts defining the last five decades for fathers.

Historical milestones from 1971 take center stage as the duo reviews the 50th anniversary of the Blue Peter time capsule and the release of Marvin Gaye’s What’s Going On. Jensen details his recent cryptocurrency trading through an Indiegogo-funded Lumina 4K camera setup while seeking advice on vetting brokers like Jason Greystone. The report covers a neighbor dispute over foraged apples, a melted Tottenham Hotspur shirt at a bonfire, and the high cost of duck fat chips at the Hampton Court Palace food festival. Regional UK slang, sexual health clinic protocols in London, and the vocal range requirements for singing Blur or Green Day provide a dense look at modern British life.

Glenn shares his 50-item bucket list featuring flying lessons and the Lindy Hop to boost his profile on dating apps. The hosts marvel at Ewan McGregor reaching the same age Alec Guinness was during the original Star Wars filming. Between impressions of Borat and Rory Bremner, the pair delivers a Ferris Bueller-inspired call for dads to take personal responsibility for their fitness and relationships.


CHAPTER 01 / 24 Discussion

Team Super Dad Wrap Up 50th Episode Celebration

Jonnie Jensen and Glenn, also known as Dating Dad, celebrate the 50th episode of The Wrap Up podcast. The hosts discuss the milestone and the community's growth through the Hero Academy. Jensen notes the technical differences in camera quality between his standard Mac and a new Lumina 4K camera from an Indiegogo campaign.

team super dad· wrap up· hero academy· jonnie jensen· glenn· dating dad

00:00 Welcome, it is that time of the week again and you are here for the 50th Team Super Dad Wrap Up. Roll theme! Welcome to Team Super Dad Real dads creating their best lives ever More time More money More fun You are not alone You're on Team Super Dad! Ooooooh! Wow we made it half century Half century? The Big Five-O. Welcome, Glenn aka Dating Dad is here with me Jonnie Jensen our founder and creator of the Team Superdad community and the HeroDad...the Herodad? The Hero Academy!

00:47 This is the 50th episode of The Wrap Up. It's about episode 90-something of the entire podcast, but certainly the 50th episode of The Wrap Up and it is great to see you sir! It is lovely to be seen and to see you too although looking at myself it looks like I've gone back in time this...I'm on a just old laptop and the difference of camera quality between my regular Mac and this one it's stunningly different I shall send you, there's an Indiegogo for this like it's clearly some Chinese factory pumping out but they called the Lumina 4k. Very nice i'd quite like a 4K camera but priorities right now. But then you need a 4k worthy face so yeah i'm not entirely sure i'll be making the most of those features myself

CHAPTER 02 / 24 Discussion

StreamYard Live Interaction, Accents, and Impersonations

The hosts engage with live viewers on StreamYard and discuss the difficulty of performing authentic accents. A conversation about a viewer named Robert leads to an exploration of Scottish and London accents, including tips found on YouTube for stretching vowels. The discussion shifts to the talent required for professional impersonations, referencing Rory Bremner and the influence of Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat character on Eastern European impressions.

streamyard· facebook· accents· scottish accent· rory bremner· borat

01:35 Well, StreamYard which we record on and by the way if you're watching it's great to have you here. If you're listening it is also great to have you here at the podcast, the live streams I can see the screen filling up people joining us. If you want a comment, if you wanna be part of the 50th episode of The Wrap Up then you can join us look join us by commenting Boom. You can join us basically if you happen to be a Facebook user, Streamyard.com forward slash Facebook will actually send The Magic Gremlins around into the world and look just like Robert here you can be live, you can have your name in lights. You can be complimentary or abusive that's really quite fine. We had a lovely day... Robert is famous now so yeah welcome to it welcome to the team Robert! Yes he's up in Scotland how does that work? What the fuck was that?! Me and Jake... I say that with love but what the fuck was that!?

02:36 And Nadine is back, it's brilliant. There we go Nadine our favourite LinkedIn lady. You're damn right I need to go out and date! It just... you can't really date yourself that's um yeah it's not quite as much fun No but Monday's Monday's uh Rob says he's not Scottish. I'm not Scottish Okay, sorry about that Rob. Sorry about that. Just say you're from the south that way you can use his normal accent! What I will say though is that we went on YouTube my boy and I Jago we went on YouTube to have a little look did search up how to speak like accents and this actual YouTube videos like how to do accents and there was

03:22 Like tips, tips and tricks to speak Scottish. And like it tells you which letters to stretch out and which things to roll. I dare say they do like American ones as well so... You know? Yeah i can do a North London accent and a South London accent and that's about it to be honest. That's as much as my range goes! What about a West London, can you posh it up for the West Londoners? Fuck no! These vocals are very much of the poorer variety. Oh man... Well

04:00 We should get, I always wonder about like people that can do impersonations and is it actually a talent? I mean some people yes for certain. Rory Bremmen remember that geezer? Yeah i mean most people don't do impersonations they do an accent and it just happens to kind of remind people as someone else they don't have proper impersonations Say it confidently. Here's my Sean Connery accent! It was just me saying I can do a Scottish accent, which I can't clearly... I used to be able to do kind of Russian or Eastern European and various because my family is Hungarian so I used to hear my granddad all the time like I could do Hungarian but then Borat has ruined all that now every generic Eastern European accent just comes out like Borat is no use

CHAPTER 03 / 24 Discussion

Cricket vs Baseball, Niche Sporting Statistics

A niche sporting statistic is highlighted where players in an England versus India Test match were dismissed for exactly 50 runs across every inning. The hosts compare the strategic depth of cricket to the simpler mechanics of American baseball. Sacha Baron Cohen is also noted for reaching his 50th birthday during the same year as the podcast milestone.

cricket· baseball· india· england· test match· sacha baron cohen

04:49 So give us your Borat Hungarian Sash. After a couple of runs it's gonna happen! Okay, okay yeah but talking about Borat of course Sacha Baron Cohen the great man himself he turns 50 this year so he's going to join us in half centurydom Well I searched this up people that we were looking at the number 50 right things that you can hang your hat on around 50 like birthdays Women who are in their 50s or 50, sporting stuff related to 50. I'll tell you what the England cricket team and the Indian cricket teams have really got on board with our celebrations they did a special celebration where for the first time in history In every inning of this Test match somebody go out on exactly fifty That's actually a thing that happens today There is a fucking niche stat for ya Wowzers! And for our American friends who really haven't got a clue what cricket is

05:46 It's like baseball except... Sophisticated. And good! Instead of holding the bat on your shoulder, you hold it against your toe and instead of just saying here big ball me hit ball and then hoping which is basically all baseball is cricket has strategy it has it's a test it's a long form game and it's way more difficult to play Oh, I'd love to get one of those like debating society groups where they're going to talk about which is better cricket or baseball. Cricket's way older clearly probably they probably took probably some American took cricket and said well we can't... We've got to have a World Series and if you use their one we can't have a World Series so...

CHAPTER 04 / 24 Discussion

Team Super Dad Podcast Mission and Personal Backstory

Jonnie Jensen reflects on the origins of the Team Super Dad podcast, which covers topics ranging from fitness and finance to parenting and sex. He shares a personal backstory involving marriage difficulties, financial struggles, and his brother's suicide. The Wrap Up was created as a lighter alternative to help dads navigate tough times through humor and shared experiences.

mental health· divorce· suicide· cryptocurrency· bitcoin· parenting

06:31 It's all about winning. Oh yeah, well we haven't got time to go into the origins of cricket or search it up. No we don't but we'll leave that to those 50 states see what this another 50 thing... Yeah oh it is yeah so um what will come on? We've got a whole bunch of little 50 things here right? Things you've done more than 50 times We're going to touch on some sporting 50-50 numbers. We've got a few gorgeous ladies who are in their fifties or older than fifty and some interesting actors, I didn't get around doing sporting On TalkSport though recently they've been doing players who scored more than 100, which clearly we're not at a hundred yet. And the list of people who scored more than 50 goals in the Premier League would be crazy big but these kind of things stats around around the number fifty and I just to say by the way right when i started The Team Super Dad podcast

07:30 I had, if you're a regular listener or viewer of the Team Super Dad Podcast. You will know that we do two shows most weeks one is added value ones informative it's helping dads be the best version themselves focus fitness finance family parenting sex relationships Bitcoin. Oh, I've made nearly 600 quid on trading cryptocurrencies in the last month by the way. Have you? With some considerable help from someone who knows way more than me by the way. We could talk about that as well, but that's the kind of stuff we do on the serious episodes of The Team Super Dad. But when I was going through my tough times when marriage was poor and finances were struggling with business

08:22 Kids Were Real, The Flipping Divorced Brother Committed Suicide. Like yeah I've got the whole Big Brother Celebrity B-List story backstory here but listening to podcasts listening to audio books It got me through. And so when we created the Wrap Up, the idea and the intention was that it would be a bit of a laugh fixing the world around us you don't have to just talking crap basically about the week that we'd had So when you're sitting there feeling bad about yourself You can be like well at least its not as bad as Jonnie and Glenn Yeah I'm happy to be the low... The bar by which all other things are measured in terms of depth and despair yeah The low hanging fruit

CHAPTER 05 / 24 Discussion

Neighbor Dispute Over Foraged Apples

A host recounts a confrontation with a neighbor in a cul-de-sac regarding his children picking up fallen apples from a communal grass area. Despite the neighbor's claims of ownership to prevent "messing" with the land, the host argues that his children were performing a service by collecting fruit that would otherwise rot. The collected apples were ultimately used to bake an apple pie.

scrumping· neighbors· apple pie· parenting· cul-de-sac

09:09 I got seriously bollocked, my boy and i got seriously bollocked by some old neighbours of ours because we picked up the fruit apples that had fallen on the floor And they came out and said, Oi! Stop that. It was like scrumping. You wouldn't... you probably don't get scrumping in London do you? No I've heard of it, read about it on the internet but no just fucking if it's out there and it's fine what are they gonna to with it Well, she said we bought this. It was a cul-de-sac and there's bit of grass in the middle and she said We bought that bit of grass to stop people messing with it To stop people making a mess out of it, to stop building on it And I was like okay thats cool thats really cool My boy is five and my girl is three and they're playing on it picking up apples that are otherwise going moldy and rotten What's the issue here?

10:08 And yeah, she got well shitty with me. Which and I have a kind of three strikes and out rule on this sort of my tolerance so I'll say oh i'm really sorry yet I'm Yeah, but she was quite old so it wasn't like I threw her over the hedge or something like that. But yeah picking up... You've got to put someone in their place! That's outrageous kind of pettiness on their part. There Glenn there must have been 200 apples on the floor and i was like... In fact your kids were doing them a service? It's not like they're picking them up... What about your kids picking them up and throwing them at things? Were they smashing them and making a real mess?! No we made apple pie! There you go! We made apple pie

CHAPTER 06 / 24 Discussion

Tikka Masala Scented Candles and Niche Products

A discussion about cooking Tikka Masala leads to a business idea for candles that smell like savory foods such as bacon, smoky whiskey, or curry. The hosts discover the existence of the Stinky Candle Company in America, which produces unconventional scents. The conversation briefly touches on humorous and crude product names associated with novelty candles.

tikka masala· scented candles· stinky candle company· bacon· whiskey

11:16 Apple pie. Have you made anything recently, Glenn? Anything in the kitchen any culinary delights I know you like to do a big mean breakfast every now and again have you knocked anything up in the kitchen? Yeah, I wish No, haven't made loads recently so um Had my kids last week and it was just kind of normal Normal fare and so on something quite restricted although I did make a beautiful Tikka masala last night with all their herbs and spices And then got really annoyed when I came down next morning And the air freshener, it just got rid of all the smell. I fucking love tikka masala! If you could find me some candles, some scented candles that had a proper smell of a tikka masala or a proper smell of bacon or smoky whiskey or something... Fuck yeah i would buy the shit out of them rather than smelling like someone's took a shit in a pine tree

12:08 Ben, this is the most random niche product idea you've ever had. Chicken masala... I can't even spell the bloody word! Masala candle. But not waxy candles i'm talking about so it smells like the spice? Well apparently The Stinky Candle Company do a curry candle and what's more random is that they're from America but they don't even make curries. That's very weird. Yeah, the stinky My brain has instantly gone to fannies, knobs. Basically Uncle Tom's... If you're not smelling a curry mate then you've got an issue! In the list of stinky candles they do the cheesy knob or the Betty... what did they call it? The uh... The Betty Swollocks. The Betty Swollocks or the Fetty Swanny.

CHAPTER 07 / 24 Discussion

UK Regional Slang and Dialects

The hosts explore the diversity of regional slang across the United Kingdom, noting how phrases change significantly north of Watford. They discuss terms like "boat race" for face and "backie" or "scoggy" for giving someone a ride on the back of a bicycle. Viewers are encouraged to share their own local dialects in the comments.

cockney rhyming slang· london· newcastle· wearside· dialects

13:12 I wonder if that's a global thing? No, it is not. If you said bestest friend was Grenozzi would they know you meant sweaty bollocks? No fucking no and i'll be honest... Terry Yank! Would they know you were talking about his sweaty bollocks? Not in the slightest. See slang is such a UK thing and it's also regional so there'll be phrases and comments bits and pieces that I will say and I'll just know what they mean Earlier we were talking about how I'm looking at the camera and I've got a bit of a fuzzy boat. I know what that means, i'm sure you know what that means! Who outside of London in general would realise that me talking about my boat is my boat race? My face?! So in London we've got that Cockney rhyming slang type thing up north

13:59 They definitely speak a different language. I'm not just talking about Scotland, I'm just... the North! Anywhere up above Watford they've got weird phrases and bits and pieces that they say that absolutely they take for granted as normal but we don't. And that's all on one little bloody island so soon you go outside of there yeah i think it gets a little bit strange Yeah well I went out with a girl once she uh you know in a backy in Newcastle is called something like a scoggy A what? A scoggy. Like if you, if yours was cycling the bike standing up and pedalling and someone sat down then she's like no that's a scoggy Oh it's just... how is it a scoggy I don't scog it on the bike? It's a backie a scoggy So there are hundreds of things I wonder how yeah

14:57 Yeah, there's going to be loads of them. Share your favourite bit of slang from where you grew up in the comments if you can and just try and catch us out so we don't know what one is! Oh yeah Rob says is it a croggy? Because Rob... I call him Rob Scottish but he's not actually Scottish Rob. I think he's from Wearside or something like that actually Let us know where you're from Rob So, what is a backie on a bike? A backie is a ride given to someone who sits on the bike whilst you pedal. Yeah, one's kind of behind... Usually you've got those little like stands, like pegs that come out and then you just can stand on those and grab it or you can be sitting on a... What's here? Like a rack or something. Stunt pegs. That's the word I don't know

CHAPTER 08 / 24 Discussion

Camping Trip Stages and Tottenham Shirt Incident

A host describes the three stages of camping: preparation, the actual trip, and the difficult cleanup process. During a recent Bank Holiday camping trip, his son Jago sat too close to a bonfire and accidentally melted the logo off his Tottenham Hotspur shirt. The host also praises his partner for providing support and meals without having to sleep in the tent.

camping· tottenham hotspur· bonfire· bank holiday· parenting

15:52 Yeah, do I look like someone who's fit enough to ride a BMX? No! Although I did do some fitness this week. I went swimming. Just to say i'm going to open this beer right this is kind of like a celebrate it's not like you know Brewdog IPA no sponsorship as yet but uh i'm gonna open this because 50th birthday, congratulations we made it. We made it Rob's knocking back not Rob Glenn is knocking back a got fine whiskey there Glen Ben likes his whisky no this is a rum just a bog standard everyday drinking rum drinking rum gotta be dark though right? Not a light one I'm a spiced rum kind of guy love bit of neat spiced rum although to be fair I think I've shared my liquor cabinet a few times

16:44 Pretty much everything over there. So if you need some, I've got some really nice limited edition cracker and dark rum cracking stuff so that's quite good to have. Okay we will crack that open! A couple of things obviously it was the bank holiday Monday last weekend i went camping Camping goes in three stages, right? There's the getting ready to go camping which is because you're basically going to build a house in a field. So if you take your kids then then you've got to take everything you need to build a house basically and live and then there's the fun bit which is only fun if it doesn't rain right that's where you sit around make fires get drunk smoke a bifta

17:30 Just enjoy a starry night, play guitar all that sort of thing. Then there's the equally shit bit which is the un-camping where you have to dismantle your house and then worst of all when you get home everything stinks it's filthy and your kids don't help you and it's absolutely terrible so what I can report is that the middle bit of our camping trip was bloody brilliant Jago sat too close to the fire and I said, do you want to wear your Tottenham shirt?

18:07 whilst we're doing bonfires and second of all I think you're sitting too close and then woke up in the morning you'd melt with the flipping... Oh man! ... logo off the front. Thankfully it was his Chinese snide one not his authentic real deal home one basically It's not going to help you to be able to say, I told you so he's not gonna remember that but hopefully he'll.. You'll be able to refer back to it next time it happens Well, it's a lesson in life. People now know when he there'll be a day when he says to his son don't sit too close the sun that's it Don't definitely don't sit closer son is boy who will be named Icarus Icarus? I knew you were gonna nail this strong name Don't sit too close to fire my boy You will burn and they go off your top of shirt basically

18:56 But yeah, bloody good time. Bloody good time. My good lady she declined to stay because I don't camp and fair do this is how quality she is right? She returned on the Sunday morning bought breakfast pancakes bought the stuff to make pancakes so we're camping in a field she brought the stuff to make pancakes for the kids and then after we un-camped we went via hers on the way home as you made us a roast So the only thing she didn't do was sleep in a tent. She did all the other bits of camping... Well, no she didn't do stage one or stage three, she just came to... No I mean but you can still manage that but that's the only bit she didn't do that she could have done is just sleep in a tent!

19:44 She did have some clients, PT clients. But yeah in simple terms she was like on the side of I don't have to do this but just to say in terms of yardstick for quality Yeah that is. She had fun on Friday night, left came back on Saturday night and came back on Monday morning with pancakes and fruit and then cooked us a roast in the afternoon Oh that is lush yeah I know that is classy and I'm assuming it was a delicious roast as well? Of course

CHAPTER 09 / 24 Discussion

Hampton Court Palace Food Festival and Family Dynamics

A host shares an anecdote about a 2019 Christmas family dispute that played out on WhatsApp after his mother criticized his hosting. This tension was recently resolved during a visit to the Hampton Court Palace food festival. The segment covers the high cost of gourmet festival food, including duck fat chips and truffle butter pasta, and mentions a sister living in Melbourne, Australia.

hampton court palace· food festival· family whatsapp· apple pay· melbourne

20:20 No instant microwave roast meals there. I had some interesting food myself over that Panko Day weekend. Your mum was now, wasn't she? She was yeah! First time my kids have seen her since Christmas 2019. I told you about the time when she... The Christmas group chat incident I don't think so. So when you finish we've got a story coming from Rob actually which is cool looking forward to it just please don't say in a Scottish accent yeah um, so uh yeah it was Christmas 2019 and and I'd say we take it in turns across my family to host Christmas but really ends up at mine because I haven't got a big house but I've got the biggest house

21:02 I'm one of seven and they've loads more kids so we end up all just coming around. So this year, I was providing all the drinks, the booze my brother was providing all of the kind of entertainment as such. And also sorted out food and bits pieces for a time between Christmas and New Year where we'd all get together. My mum brought you know my sister and her husband and loads their kids, my brothers were there... It's like it was big house full of people And we were going to be there, everyone was staying overnight. So I'd arranged for air beds, I bought extra bedding and got the whole place ready. We all set for a full night's entertainment when it got to about seven o'clock and my mum said oh no we're going now. What are you talking abou? Me and Lee have spent a long time preparing this! No, no, no, we're off

21:48 Okay, okay. So she went off and my brother has stayed with his family and we just got drunk and did stuff. Later on one of my brothers who was working that day so he could be there, he messaged me mum saying how was it? And she replied saying, oh it was terrible Jon. It was absolutely terrible awful not like it used to be the kids they just played upstairs didn't want to see anyone we had to watch half a match of foot one fucking boxing day because I'm a Spurs fan and when it was on the table gave up half them at we barely played any games We played four games and we had another dozen lined up yeah just it just wasn't very good son but don't tell your brother because I don't want him to know She replied that in The Family WhatsApp group

22:34 And how do you come back from that? So I just said, Mum look. I'm really sorry you didn't enjoy it You're always welcome but next year someone else can do it and to this day she never apologized But that was the last time we'd seen her so she came down to visit at a weekend I took us to Hampton Court Palace for their food festival and that was bloody good! I found out what the limit on my Apple pay is It wasn't cheap Because my kids just like, I want something like that and me not even thinking about it. It's just like yeah you go here but yes... So it wasn't like pay and then help yourself? It was literally pay and keep paying? Yeah yeah! I mean the tickets were free because I'm a member of historic royal house or whatever

23:17 But yeah, once you go in it's just stalls and stalls and stalls of food. We got there bloody early like 10 o'clock had a look around the palace for a couple of hours um because mum didn't know she was going to that until we saw all that then went outside just as they're setting up got all the food sorted by the time we'd eaten and had another little look around I'm not kidding you the queue for chips was almost an hour long And I like chips, but i'm not gonna queue for a fucking hour for a little packet of chips. So yeah, I'm glad we got there a bit early. And were they special chips? They were double cooked duck fat chips apparently

23:56 For £7.50 or something! Mate, they would not have been cheap. They were yeah piddly ass little portions maximum value or cost and a lot of middle class snobbery who will just say oh isn't it lovely totally worth it I only got three but damn they were fine Yeah my youngest son the only meal that he really fancied was pasta with truffle butter Oh, well I like his style. Yeah yeah yeah And did your mum, she hadn't like got a Mohican or had her tattoo or got a bone through her nose? It was like she just looked like some good old granny. Good old mummy again did she? Yeah! She's just normal sadly... not sadly, she's wonderful but yeah I think one day she could get a tattoo but she's 61 now and i think she's fairly set in her ways and maybe when she goes over to Australia we're taking her over there one day

24:58 then she might do it as a celebration when she sees my sister. Oh, okay! So your sister lives in Oz? Yeah one of my sisters lives in Melbourne lived over there for many years and just had her first daughter and yeah for my mum's 60th last year we got basically his tickets for Australia but of course coronavirus so she's not been...so she's got tickets waiting for us soon as lockdown finishes I'm gonna throw on the plane send her over there That's a beautiful story, beautiful story. And you should get suntan and all that good stuff, good stuff! So here's Rob's story right? This is quite funny because we're talking about dialects different words for different things in different parts of the country let alone the world so Rob says

CHAPTER 10 / 24 Discussion

Chicago Childhood and Language Misunderstandings

The hosts discuss childhood summers spent in Chicago and the cultural differences between British and American teenagers. A host recounts a story where his British accent caused a misunderstanding during a party; when he described a "car crash," the American listeners thought he was referring to a "car crash rash" or a venereal disease.

chicago· car crash· accents· language barrier· childhood

25:51 When I was in the army, second week in and off to the Nafi for some sweets up north. We call sweets Ketz however In my section I was surrounded by some lovely southerners who thought I was on about horse tranquilizer or a cataclysmic raving after party drug So he says to the lads do you want any ketz ladz? And the whole room goes up for grabs. Yeah! We trust these people with guns. Here's my one like this, right? I was in America as we used to go to Chicago each summer when we were kids after our mum died. Our dad would just ship us off to Chicago for the summer which was bloody great obviously. The beach, the sun and fun so i'm about 16 now when you're in america back in the day

26:46 British 16 compared to American 16, you might as well be 16 and 12 basically because we were blagging our way into pubs and driving from a couple of mates at their car just like flipping early stages the parties and raves. So so 16 in America is quite innocent. I started telling a story about terrible car crash i'd been in. That you've been? I had been in a car crash. Yeah, so I had a terrible car crash and I said oh yeah, I had this terrible car crash now if you take that sentence...I had a terrible car crash and now put your kind of Chicago American ear accent filter on what you end up with is some English bloke talking about I had a terrible car crash rash. Oh right!

CHAPTER 11 / 24 Discussion

Sexual Health Testing Experiences

A host describes his first experience at a sexual health clinic in London, emphasizing the importance of getting tested before engaging in unprotected sex. He provides a graphic but humorous account of the physical procedure performed by a nurse. The conversation concludes with a reflection on how medical technology and social norms around testing have evolved over the decades.

sexual health· clinic· nursing· london· health screening

27:50 Which again was probably true of you. Which could well have been true but brought utter silence to the room and concern across most of the faces of these innocent young people who previously thought I was a decent lad, and now apparently i've got a flipping venereal disease which i'm happy to tell them all about! Which by the way i've never had... Have you been for the test though? Have I been for cock rot testing? Have you had like a... so basically, I had this girlfriend and in fact when i lived in London pretty much a couple of girlfriends I had prior to actually having unprotected sex we both went and had tests to find out that we were both clean and therefore we could proceed with unprotected sex right. So the first time I went it was quite an eye-opener any more ways than one

28:45 Yeah, this bloke is a nurse. He's clearly is a nurse right? Massive massive black guy and he's because they talk gently to you to distract you obviously it's quite disconcerting having your old fella in someone else's hand the whole process is only going to be figured out if I take too long and then They stick something up your japsight and give it like a quick scrape, and it's over in seconds. I was completely unprepared for it. Did they talk you through what was going to happen before? No no complete surprise!

29:31 He just went, I'm not going to do a South London Brixton accent. But in his deepest sort of London Brixton Jamaican accent he's like hello are you okay did you have a good like did you have a good journey here and as he said here whoo Yeah, it's not... what I will say is if people are having unprotected sex do get checked. It's not terrible but know what you're getting into and what's getting into you. Oh yeah the prize! The flipping prize on the other side was well worth it yeah definitely But Anto quick as well so fit so fish so such a slick move he does you know flipping done a few of those That man has had lots of cocks in his hand

30:20 Just in and out, like amazingly quick but incredibly... No I don't want to put people off because it was not horrific. It was just a shock! Like if someone poked you in the eye, it would be that kind of eye with two fingers in the eyes You'd go oh man he just poked me in the eyes But it wouldn't be a lasting thing, it would just be a bit of a shock yeah A bit like that And that was back then. I'm assuming these days they've probably got some sort of bio scanner, they just kind of wave at you Star Trek style? I have no idea! Haven't had such an incident test. I wonder if that's normal...I don't know it's weird isn't it being 47 like so many things were just normal when you were young are now a completely alien subject

CHAPTER 12 / 24 Discussion

1971 Time Capsule and Decimalization History

The hosts discuss the 50th anniversary of the Blue Peter time capsule buried in 1971. They examine the historical significance of 1971, including the introduction of decimalization in British currency and changes to divorce laws. The segment explores the transition from pounds, shillings, and pence to the modern decimal system.

blue peter· time capsule· decimalization· 1971· currency

31:14 Yeah well they just moved on haven't they? Things have evolved a lot over the last X number of years, let alone the nearly 50 you've been alive to. I'm just right back to the 50 there! I mean 50 years ago the world was different place. Fifty years ago was the first time that you were able to divorce after two years and before that you couldn't do it. You had to have other reasons for being able to be divorced but now these days once you're separated you can do it and that happened for the first time fifty years ago Okay, so what are we looking at? New laws from 50 years ago. Well that was one of them but also 50 years ago as a separate thing Blue Peter buried their time capsule I don't think it's been opened yet but they buried it fifty years ago if you were burying a time capsule from you today what would you put in it that was going to be open in 50 years time so you'll be 97

32:09 Okay, good question. And by the way whilst I'm thinking this up you can search up what is in the Blue Peter time capsule? So in my Blue Peter time capsule...I would put a printout of the Premier League dated this week The The Highest League of the British English Football Association since 1966? That's right, but football is definitely far better than baseball. What else would I put in there... so i would put a nose swab and a lateral flow test in there. Yeah that's good shout it has been quite a major thing this year!

33:22 I would put in there a flippy, I wouldn't put a bottle of sun lotion either bastard someone's if i see the fucker who nicked this summer. There is somewhere in space like in the kind of Greek God sort of like there's a larger forces at play in the universe. Somebody, like a prankster they were playing shithead and someone said if you lose I'm having Britain's summer and they're like no you're not as if that's gonna happen it and then he lost and he lost. Yeah fuck you guy! That's what happened basically

34:06 So, I would put a model let's call it because you couldn't put a life size in there but some sort of model of like...I'd have to go with the Jeff Bezos rocket cock. Cock rocket yes! Is that the cock-it? The cock-it. Because that happened a few weeks ago. Things that they put into the one in 1971, it was pretty tame. Obviously it was Blue Peter so they're not going to put cockets in there but they put in a copy of The Blue Peter Annual of course but also a set of decimal coins which were introduced in 1971. Decimalisation happened 50 years ago and it's just really weird because I

34:59 I can't work out a world in which decimalization is in any way controversial. It makes absolute, pure complete total utter sense without Kim pounds and shillings and fathers and hate knees and throttling ease and all that sort of bollocks and 12 pennies in this enough for in at that and 50 of this and a ten-and-a-half who kept 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6 7 8 9 10. That's it remember those ten everything to do with that so decimalization happened and that's what they chucked in a time capsule So you're gonna put some um are you gonna put just one of your bitcoins? I think i will put a bit uh well not going to put a bitcoin in there clearly because it's worth about 36 grand a Bitcoin but this bloke rings me up right and I'm on a mailing list of them pretty sure I know where

CHAPTER 13 / 24 Discussion

Cryptocurrency Trading and Broker Legitimacy

Jonnie Jensen discusses his recent experience with a cryptocurrency broker that turned a £400 investment into over £900. He expresses uncertainty about the legitimacy of the firm and seeks advice from the community on how to vet financial brokers. The discussion references Jason Greystone and the "Tears of Freedom" wealth creation group as resources for financial education.

cryptocurrency· bitcoin· trading· jason greystone· wealth creation

35:51 About 15 years ago, I filled in a text message off the back of The Evening Standard which is London's newspaper all about share trading and like you know do you want to learn about the stock market? So i texted it in got nothing back literally got nothing back thought was going to get sent a book or something. Got nothing back ever since then about once every six months I get this flurry of phone calls all about investing ranging from fine art Buses and airport car parks and like random shit. So this guy says to me, uh... Hello Mr Jensen I understand you're interested in investments? Oh hello again! And he's like well we help people buy and sell cryptocurrency In fact what we do is we advise our clients on what to buy Have you ever traded before? Yeah i did trade for about two years was up was down

36:54 Ended up about probably whole experience costing about two grand, probably. So I'd rather finish two grand up but and he goes well we take the stress out of that by advising you on what to buy and sell and then we have a load of clients who do that so like we kind of We bring you in and out of the market which we try and judge it well. So I get a phone call every day from Nathan and his team And so far I've put 400 quid in just as a little test and we're on about 920 quid in the old pop right now. In my trading account, I've gone from 400 to 950. And how did you know these gloves were legit? I got asked that question the other day and I don't actually have too much of an idea about that. So this could be some Wolf Of Wall Street bullshit!

37:53 I've done as much due diligence as i can, right? Which is...I've looked up the company. I've read through their like terms and conditions. I've seen where they're based. I've asked about you know so and I tried to move some money out because obviously I put money in from my Coinbase account into my Crypto Nero and that works all fine So somebody shape or form now if 90,000 pounds in there. I probably might be more conscientious...I don't know how I could be more conscientious? Well if you know it's one of those things where if they're trading publicly or they're registered at the company's house and all that sort of stuff you've got some sort of guarantee but I'm no financial advisor! I would love for one of our listeners who is a proper financial whiz to be able to tell us how he would

38:48 if a cryptocurrency broker or trader or whatever was on the up and up, or whether they were actually just some sort of scamming scamartist who are just luring you in to say look that was just with 400 quid imagine what we could do with four grand. Tell you what let's sort this out for you. What will even... We've got a separate sister company that does loans so what we'll do is we'll get you to sign up for a loan And it's you've made your money back etc. etc. etc. If he offers me a loan tomorrow, I will know exactly what happened. I am actually part of a wealth creation group Tears Of Freedom and awesome guy called Jason Greystone. You can search him on the podcast recently? He was on

39:36 The Wealth Creation Podcast. In fact, Expert Hangouts quite a while ago actually he was one of the guests and we're going to have him on as an individual guest but he's on YouTube. He has got like massive following on YouTube. And he is beefing up at the moment! He has gone all vegetarian and muscling and he is annoyingly smashing it. So smashing... yeah..we could all be more Jason right? So I'm part of that group, so i have actually posted that exact question. How do I know that this random company that has turned £400 into £900 is legit? And I will update you about that! Please do buy episode 100 you're going to be fucking minted Oh yeah because if you take 900 and double it into 1800 and take 1800 and double it into 3600 and take that into stock Yeah okay Before you know it you're gonna have a cock rocket your own

CHAPTER 14 / 24 Discussion

UK Property Market Ethics and Housing Crisis

The hosts debate the ethics of building large property portfolios in the current economic climate. They criticize a system where high rental costs prevent young people from saving for mortgages, despite those individuals proving they can afford monthly payments higher than a typical mortgage. The discussion highlights the disparity between low mortgage costs for landlords and high rents for tenants.

property investment· housing crisis· mortgages· rent· ethics

40:39 Oh, it's just trading like to all the dads listening right? Trading property investing whatever it is that you're doing with your money. It is prudent to have something going on um like as clearly I'm no expert but planning for retirement we had the property thing on there they got other week and you said Michael Dominguez came on as a property investor and he basically said anyone can get into property. And then you commented, I'll happily be told otherwise but i'm saving my flipping ass off here to get a family home for the family and so how could it be possible that this is again anyone can play? Which is a fair question

41:28 Yeah, I've got very strong ethical opinions on the whole property accumulation mindset and whether it should be done or whether it shouldn't be done. And the impact that a couple of people using money often gifted to them to buy property which then is then leveraged by more property and build up a proper portfolio works magnificently for those few individuals however if The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad and drives prices up, um, and keeps demand through the roof. Um I've got real ethical issues around multiple home ownership an-and that sort of thing. So I can understand why people do it because it is so fucking lucrative! Yeah. Uh, I was talking to a friend today she's got, um uh her friends have got a property portfolio A prop-uh one of just one of their properties The mortgage £150 a month The rent? £1300 a month You can see why people do it

42:24 But the rent is so high and the mortgage so low because these people abuse the system. So I've got really strong... If I was going to get into politics, besides being ruler of the world, actually being in charge of housing would be the one job that I'd want to do Issue has got to be fixed because we can't keep going as we are. But anyway, this is getting on a serious topic... Oh yeah but it's too serious and if we save it for a serious quid, we'll have you on and a property person talk about it! It is pretty fascinating when you've got a lot of people who are struggling to own their home and someone else not only having loads but telling those people by the way I need 950 quid a month off you please Yeah absolutely And that money then is money that I cant use to save and it doesn't matter that

43:14 My bank wants to know how I can afford to repay a £700 mortgage and I can sit there and say, I've been paying, I don't know 12-13 hundred pounds rent for 10 years but that doesn't count because that means you might not be able to afford 600. Fuck off the system is fucked! So yes, yeah I'm happy to have that debate and happy to break the system. But it's been this way for quite some time house prices over the last 50 years have skyrocketed in fact if you give me one moment because this whole thing is about 50 house prices in 1971 considering income was kind of

CHAPTER 15 / 24 Discussion

50 Years of UK House Price Inflation

A comparison of UK housing costs shows that the average house price in 1971 was £5,632, compared to over £247,000 today. This represents an inflation rate of over 4,000%. The hosts discuss the "hockey stick" growth of the market and the difficulty future generations will face in achieving homeownership. Jensen mentions the Hero Academy's financial modules as a tool for dads to manage these stresses.

house prices· inflation· 1971· real estate· hero academy

43:56 Not massive, but it wasn't too bad. I don't want the US! Who cares about house rises in the US? We don't live there although many of our followers... We have many listeners from the United States Glenn so um... ...around the world. I don't know where that's coming from. Reigning it a little bit mate you know I don't know what house prices were like in the US, but in the UK average salary for men was £28 a week. That's no good! I don't want to be at the point of session bitter... I wanna know how much a house cost? See it's given me the US prices as $25,000 dollars. Well here we are, in 1971 the average house price was £5,632 pounds

44:39 And now the average house price in the UK, not the southeast where I live but just the UK in general which includes bits of the country where it's dirt cheap. The average house price is 247 thousand which has risen 4286%. Woo! That that's mental 50 years of inflation God knows... In fact hey Siri What's 247,000 times 4286? So at this rate not even counting the fact that house prices have skyrocketed it's a hockey stick. It will cost over £1 billion for my grandkids to buy their first house!

45:37 How is that normal? That's insane. Well, so if anyone is not mathematically blessed like myself then you just need to know that that's a shitload of money that we've no idea how it's possibly going to happen or how anyone's gonna afford to buy a house. It'll cost one billion dollars! Yeah One way or another, my message to all dads out there is to get wise about money and where you're going with it and how you can leverage the money that you do have. In fact let's move on from that whole subject... Inside of the Hero Academy which by the way

46:14 10-week life accelerator program we run for dads. There's a whole module in there about money, we've got our lifestyle calculator, net worth, personal cash flow templates so really taking control of money so that it stops being a stress for people because actually money is quite a finite thing you got the amount you've got and you can do stuff with if you don't spend it all the stress comes from when we haven't got bloody clue what's going on! Money can't buy your happiness but it can buy The Freedom To Not Be Unhappy. A fire stick, I'm assuming you're talking about Amazon one. Amazon Fire Stick because that is basically so much juice in there for our TV viewing Oh! I'm gonna put a picture of Ted Lasso That's quite good yeah it's good to be able to reference things as that Morcombe & Wiles show started 50 years ago and if you're talking about Amazon and obviously they do movies the biggest not the biggest but one of the most famous movies that came out fifty years ago

CHAPTER 16 / 24 Discussion

Classic Albums of 1971 and Arlo Parks

The hosts review legendary albums released 50 years ago, including Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On," Joni Mitchell's "Blue," and David Bowie's "Hunky Dory." They contrast the experience of listening to a full album on vinyl or headphones with modern streaming habits. Glenn recommends the contemporary artist Arlo Parks and her album "Collapsed into Sunbeams" to the listeners.

marvin gaye· joni mitchell· david bowie· arlo parks· vinyl

47:25 Charlie Chocolate, Charlie... what was it? Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factory. The original Gene Hackman one. Yeah! Wow, 50 years ago. 50 years ago! It's mad now but one thing I was thinking about putting in a time capsule is music because you want to be able to say this is of its moment and all this time now besides maybe Arlo Parks if you can find a vinyl Arlo Parks album I'd recommend it you buy it now because in 50 years time that's going to be worth a fortune my personal tip there were some great albums that came out 50 years ago Just to cut, just to cut Marvin Gaye released What's Going On. Oh good! Ah absolutely legendary album just from start to finish Joni Mitchell released Blue and John Lennon released Imagine David Bowie Hunky Dory came out

48:20 See I haven't listened to all six albums. I do consider myself a music lover but i've not listened to all those albums Oh you have a lot of musical wonderment ahead of you and it has to be something like Hunky Dory as well because these were kind of pre-Ziggy days, You've got to listen to either with headphones or on a sound system where without doing anything... Not in the background while you're washing up not while you're reading something You have to do what I keep telling my kids we used to do, listen to music. Just sit on a sofa maybe with a drink in hand with nothing else to do for the duration of that album was on when was the last time you actually just sat and listened to an album? It would have been in London most likely uh well no as no no it wouldn't be in London but when I lived in London I did listen to a lot of music whilst I commuted um

49:19 I dated a really cool woman for about six months prior to meeting my now ex-wife and her and i listened to quite a lot of music. How long ago was that? That was 2007 2006, yeah. The thing is and then that's kind of once I got married and suddenly had kids the idea of buying music sort of went out the window and then streaming came along and the idea of albums have gone out the window but I love listening to albums now it's funny when I listen to albums that I loved there are songs on there that I forgot were on there and yeah albums take you on a journey

50:02 They do and they are still, not often. Most of the time a lot is just a collection of singles if we're talking about pop music But you have to search harder now just because of streaming's come along and there's so much more music out that everyone thinks I can earn a fortune off my music. And it's most of them can't, most music that was released is shit! It always has been we look back and think all these golden eras but all the stuff that was shit... We never listen to it, we never hear about it, it just gets left in kind Old people's music collections and then given to a charity shop when they die. These days the quantity is so massive, still out there but the percentage...the number I'd say not the percentage, the number of great artists is basically the same They're just hidden for a lot of noise you've got to search hard for them which is why I say Arlo Parks is the best album of the year she's a young London singer this kind

50:59 Weird soul music but a bit of pop kind of R&B. It's a whole vibe that is really quite cool. Okay, so we're gonna... So a task for the Team Super Dad crew is this week to listen to Arlo Parks' album Do you have a name for the album Glenn? It is called Collapsed Into Sunbeams. Collapsed into sun beams, we're going to listen to collapsed into some beams and we're gonna report back next week even though in fact we're gonna report back in the Team Super Dad group between now and next week if you go to teamsuperdad.com forward slash group as team super dad dot com forwards last group You can place yourself for free in an absolutely awesome community of modern men dads creating our best lives ever not the life that we feel stuck in

CHAPTER 17 / 24 Discussion

Music Recommendations and Modern Identity

The hosts ask for music recommendations similar to the indie bands of the early 2000s, such as The Killers and Arctic Monkeys. The conversation takes a sharp turn into a discussion about modern identity trends in schools, with a host mentioning a story about a student identifying as a fox. They express confusion regarding rapidly changing social norms and gender identity.

arctic monkeys· the killers· arlo parks· gender identity· social trends

51:48 What's the name again? Arlo Parks. Yep, Arlo. A-R-L-O Parks. If you like that also listen to Celeste her albums stunning but I want to hear good music i want to hear new stuff so if people have got really good albums... So one thing I want to do yeah I don't know about you when I was most into my music um uh obviously not talking about teenage years and the Oasis and The Blurs and all that sort of stuff That was kind of formative. But in my early 20s, you had bands like Arctic Monkeys, Franz Ferdinand, Weezer, The Killers... just all these bands were all coming along at the same time I feel like we lost that so if you know any kind of, I won't say angsty but any libertine style music

52:34 Please hit us up, drop us a link or send an email or tweet me. Or carry a pigeon on you or serenade by playing in the car outside my house whatever you want to do just tell me who these bands are Maybe we should have like a music journal like the official Team Super Dad Music pod What would they call you? Oh yeah, we can say um artist of the track of the week or uh album of the month. Or something like that just give us your recommendations get them a badge like an official position which comes with a badge and uh the music advisor music coach music recommendation engine the AI is actually a real person We can't say whether they're going to be male or female because that would

53:26 Picking someone. Can't say what age they can be either, can't say what sexual persuasion or colour... I couldn't give a monkey's chance! Just give me cool music! We've got to be a music lover. She's gotta be he's gotta be who? He she whatever. They. Someone told me this week that okay in fact it was my girlfriend that a girl in the secondary school has decided that she will be, what do they call it? Known as. Yeah. Recognised as, distinguished as... A fox. But they identify her as a fox! Yes, but they identify it as a fox

54:08 Okay, I identify as foxy. Not sure that's the same and i do remember was it the same girl when we did our run recently dressed up as a fox to do The 10k? No although interestingly enough it could have been but she apparently... That's what kids are doing now Yeah, this is where I'm going to plead the fifth because I don't understand it well enough to be able to comment without sounding like a throwback to a bygone era when it comes to identifying as. I absolutely get people's opinions and desires and the modern way of living, it just...I don't fully understand it well enough. No, I don't want to talk about that seriously! I wanna get some teenagers out there who have decided to mess with the system And now they identify as fox, cactus, you know, bunsen... Can I identify as a cock rocket?

CHAPTER 18 / 24 Discussion

Glenn's Bucket List and Flying Lessons

Glenn discusses his "50 things" bucket list, which includes learning to fly a plane and performing the Lindy Hop. He shares his progress on various goals, such as seeing Tottenham Hotspur in a cup final and learning to sail. The activities are intended to provide personal fulfillment and improve his profile on dating apps.

bucket list· flying lessons· lindy hop· dating apps· spurs

55:05 I don't know, yes. You can identify yourself as anything yeah? Thank you very much! You've had a haircut and you're looking quite well trimmed there Glenn, you're looking pretty pre-trimmed. More trim than normal yeah yeah what i'd kind of not...I wouldn't say let myself go but when my hair gets at certain point I let my beard grow out a little bit and just go on then it's just zhoosh zhoosh zhoosh and I feel like Sandra Dee at the end of Grease 1 It's a new me and sometimes I've got a few things coming up which i'm really looking forward to. So in the, keeping on the theme of 50, I want to be able to look good in my photos because weekend after this on the Saturday I'm genuinely learning how to fly and on the Sunday I'm learning how to do the Lindy Hop

55:54 So Saturday learning how to fly, Sunday learning how to linden. Yeah I know a pilot and she's going to take me up to teach me and let me take control of her small plane and that sort of stuff yeah and on the Sunday we've got a full day booked out to lindy hop to learn the moves and to do the things and i want to look all right when when i uh when when i start doing these so someone can take some photos and i can stick them on my dating apps and so Nadine can get off my back and i can actually go on a couple That's what I'm talking about. You do look good actually, Glenn today. Thank you man, appreciate it! But they're on my list of 50? Yeah it's like a bucket list or something... Well kind of. A friend challenged me and they said oh you know what most people say they want to do things but most of them can't even come up with 50 things to do. I said what are you talking about mate?! It's going to be a struggle for me to narrow it down and so a few years ago I came up with this list of 50 things

56:54 And some of them are in my control, some of them weren't. So like I wanted to see Spurs play in a cup final at Wembley Note that I didn't say win in a cup final because I'm not stupid and need to make these realistic but I've seen that! I wanted to learn how to salsa dance so I went to Glyndebourne, I wanted to go see an opera so I went to Glyndbourne, I wanted to learn how to sail so a friend took me on the first sailing race and so on So I've done loads of stuff but there's other things. I want to learn how to do a backflip, exactly and this is the beauty about this they're not all big grand things i do want to see the northern lights and hike the Inca Trail all that sort of stuff so there's big things but there's little things like that! I wanna solve a Rubik's Cube and learn how to pick a lock

CHAPTER 19 / 24 Discussion

Learning Musical Instruments and Vocal Ranges

The hosts discuss the goal of learning to play three songs on an instrument, suggesting that three is the "magic number" for social performance. They explore the concept of vocal ranges, noting that certain songs like "White Christmas" or tracks by Green Day and Blur are easier to sing because they stay within a limited melodic range.

guitar· singing· vocal range· green day· white christmas

57:44 The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team Super Dad, Team No one's ever going to want to hear you play more than three songs. And if you have played three, You can quite legitimately say... Yeah that's me I'm done! Thankyou very much! Let someone else have a go yeah because 3 is the magic number and also when you've got three The likelihood is that no one will hear you play the same three

58:36 You know, so it's just a magic number. And then of course you need a Christmas one so that you can just if it's the seasonal time there is always a Christmas. I love it! That is a fantastic thing and I'm gonna have to learn it because I think I'll be able to do them well enough. You know, I've got big old hands here so I can...I've got a few octaves worth of play with some Insider information, it wouldn't be as hard as someone might imagine. Because like when I went and joined the singing choir TJ, brilliant bloke he said oh you've got a really good voice actually and you can sing any... And i said well what? I know I can sing but it's generally like one or two songs. He goes ah that's because those songs will all be within quite a similar range so I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

59:29 The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad Close range, there's not like any highs or lows. So you can... if that happens to be your key which pretty much is for me I can nail White Christmas Yeah there are certain bands so for a little while it was something else that would have been on my list if I hadn't already I was frontman of a band and there were certain cover tracks that just flowed and they were super easy so most stuff by Green Day or Blur that was all within my vocal range but then we'd try and cover one Here's me telling you, right? You've been sang in a band. What the f*** do I know?! No mate, no mate, you've actually been trained! I was just making it up as i went along... Okay, right. But yeah so those things which are within your vocal range they just sound good and you feel confident at just singing them and it flows naturally but then if there's other ones where you know that

CHAPTER 20 / 24 Discussion

Single Dads and Finding New Relationships

Jonnie Jensen shares observations from meeting other single dads at a school drop-off who have found happiness in new relationships. The hosts discuss the importance of "picking well" when entering new partnerships after a divorce. They emphasize that having a supportive partner can significantly improve a father's confidence and overall well-being.

single dads· relationships· dating· happiness· parenting

1:00:26 There's just one note which most of the time you're OK, but sometimes doesn't go quite right. If you've had a beer or two or you've been tired your vocal cords aren't quite well then it breaks and that then throws you off mentally and you can't do it so you got to be really careful in practice with the song choices that you have. Yeah well you do have to warm up the vocals, you do have to warm up the vocals. Just before we finish Glenn because see it's almost a shame that we already done an hour basically but women One of my favourite subjects in the world. We're not all yin and yang, they are two sides to that penny right? But as we mentioned my wonderful new girlfriend, someone else another dad because I bumped into a bunch of dads because the kids went back to school today is like my boy's first day at secondary school so i bumped into a bunch of dads and again they were single dads who are now smiling

1:01:20 And looking quite confident and yeah, transpired that both of them have got new women in their lives and are both incredibly happy. And both of them said to me independently they were like it's amazing having a good woman in your life basically so... It's another subject really but just the importance of picking well. Picking well doesn't mean all women are good or all men are bad. It does mean pick the right one as for certain But there's some incredible women who are incredibly attractive. They might be shitheads for all we know, but they are very attractive in their 50s as we speak so... Elle Macpherson. Elle Macpherson. She is currently I don't know how old this article is but I can tell you this article is they've taken the date off so you don't

CHAPTER 21 / 24 Discussion

Celebrities Turning 50 in 2021

The hosts list famous figures who are currently in their 50s or turning 50 in 2021, including Elizabeth Hurley, Jennifer Aniston, and Snoop Dogg. They express surprise at the ages of certain celebrities, such as Ewan McGregor now being the same age Alec Guinness was when he filmed the original Star Wars. Mark Wahlberg's fitness and memory stunts in the movie "Ted" are also highlighted.

elizabeth hurley· snoop dogg· mark wahlberg· jennifer aniston· ewan mcgregor

1:02:18 It doesn't really matter. She's in her 50s, so Elmer Thurston is in her fifties now. I don't know who half these people are behind me... What do you mean? You don't know who these people are? No! I don't know they are or you said that Mark... Oh Elizabeth Hurley Yes yeah absolutely Is in a 50s She is indeed, but if we're talking actually people who are 50 there's quite a list of those. We were talking about dancing earlier one man who does know the Lindy Hop is Alfonso Ribeiro from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air used to play Colton If you've not seen him dance on Dancing With The Stars You're missing out on some absolutely wonderful material He's a stunning dancer I aspire to be him

1:03:06 Of course, what we're talking about there is Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. What was that dance he did? Yeah it was to Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual and it was kind of a thing where the legs would be going and it was amazing! Some other people I actually... Well I was about to say Jennifer Aniston is now popping into her 50s which is... She's indeed as is Denise Richards. Denise Richards? You don't know Denise Richard, absolute like FHM worthy woman from yesterday but absolutely stunning now! Okay okay Talking about stunning in a different way we've also got Samwise Gamgee and Bilbo Baggins Martin Freeman and Sean Austin are both 50 as well

1:04:00 David Tennant turns out, Doctor Who hit in 50. He is a sexy man I've got a friend of mine and she's just... He's less sexy very famous but less sexy if you well unless he could be the zenith of sexy if you're bit into geeks? He is but does he have a cock rocket No, that's why him and Jeff have fallen out. We know the Rider turned 15 this year. The ultimate geeky dark side sort of hottie. Oh absolutely but we... Ewan McGregor also hit in fiction! Really? Yeah he is amazing I absolutely do you know now he's as old as Alec Guinness was when he filmed Star Wars

1:04:50 Alec Guinness in the original Star Wars was 50 as in Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi Wan Kenobi, so that actor now is the same age that the original actor was and I just can't wrap my head around that because the original Star Wars obviously Alec Guinness looked like an old man whereas Ewan McGregor is basically from Trainspotting he's basically this early 20s kid but obviously it's not it's absolutely crazy Oh it's crazy. Talk about someone from my youth that's turning 50, Missy Elliott. Missy Elliot is turning 50? Yep yep yep! I don't think i ever would have imagined how old Missy Elliott is um here's one guys...I can't do a trick on you but would you have guessed that Snoop Dogg is 50 or older? Much much older. I mean Snoop Dogg's 50 How can he only be 50? How can he be the same age as Amanda Holden

1:05:50 I don't know. It beggars belief, Mark Wahlberg's 50 as well but also... He can do a backflip! Yes he can, Mark Wahlbeg is actually surprisingly cool. No really that song come on come on uh... I think my favourite Mark Wahlberg thing is in Ted he had to remember 50 surnames of famous actors for Ted 1, I think it was. And he just literally remembered them and he would say like Skull Kid, da-da-da-da-da... and he just remembered them! 50 names. It worked so well that for the second one they got him to remember 50 other things and it worked hard to remember it then they cut from the movie and did it to piss with him. I think thats quite good

CHAPTER 22 / 24 Discussion

University Reunions and Social Commitments

A host recounts attending a 20th wedding anniversary party for university friends and criticizes the high number of last-minute cancellations. He argues that unless there is a valid COVID-19 related excuse, people should make a greater effort to maintain long-term friendships. The segment touches on the nostalgia of school reunions and the value of shared history.

university reunion· birmingham· wedding anniversary· covid-19· social etiquette

1:06:43 I love that. Things you can do to piss with your mates, we should get a prank list... I'm going to put this in the group right? We're gonna get a list of pranks like top pranks on your mates We're over our normal length of show, but just to say this last weekend past I went to a like a reunion for my old university friends. It wasn't actually a reunion it was an anniversary party for Steph and Liz's 20th wedding anniversary which was now... Oh congratulations Steph and Liz! Well, you don't know the half of it because that means that Liz has put up with Steph for 20 years. That sounds like a prison sentence! Steph is from Birmingham right so if you know anyone from Birmingham he's... Oh go on do your Birmingham accent! I tror-trorn a bit! That was surprisingly good actually it wasn't shit at all! Now...

1:07:45 Oh, hello. Yeah to go on a bit. Steph was just your classic Brummie and Liz they were dating by the end of the first term of uni. She's from sort of up like Black Paulie type way I'm pretty sure that's like Scarbury way I'm pretty sure that's her way Yeah, you wouldn't have necessarily put them together but they could've caught the eye of each other and they stayed together right through uni. And yeah it was brilliant but I'll tell you what I would say because Mark, Chris and I all mates together muckers we made it there and a load of people pulled out! They had like 30 people pull out in the last two weeks so I just say don't do that

1:08:36 Yeah, I mean... COVID aside right fair do's if you've got a good COVID excuse but like the invite was out a year ago. There's nothing there's nothing that can't be moved if it's no the babysitter doesn't bring their kids with you put me in onesies and flipping let them sleep on the floor like we had to when our kids were at parties yeah um If..if I don't know whatever the excuse if you've got a year A chance to see your old mates get pissed, have a dance. Especially if they are your old mates and not just... So I went to a school reunion and the only thing it reminded me of is why i didn't stay in touch with my school friends. But, if they were your school friends and you did like them then make an effort because life is too short! With so many things that could go wrong, so many things that could happen Just make the most of this few years If you get two lots of 50 years out of this earth You're doing well so make the most of them

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Life Advice and Taking Personal Responsibility

Drawing inspiration from Ferris Bueller, the hosts deliver a closing message about the speed of life and the need for decisive action. They encourage listeners to address failing relationships, seek career promotions, and replace bad habits with positive hobbies like running or singing. The segment emphasizes that individuals must take the "bull by the horns" to create the life they desire.

ferris bueller· relationships· career advice· personal growth· habits

1:09:39 I'm going to echo that as the end of this 50th episode of The Wrap Up is life flipping moves pretty fast, as our friend Ferris Bueller once told us. And if it's love, if its money, if it's habits that are bad for you at a conversation with an old friend today kind of got himself in a bit of trouble with some less than desirable habits as an excuse for I'm lonely, things keep going wrong. If that's where you're at those choices are way out there beyond join the singing club go running get a hobby like do anything other than that sort stuff

1:10:31 It is that life is too short and the complaints and the concerns and excuses that we have are just pointless. If you're in a relationship thats not working, then create a vision of what you want that relationship to be and lay it all out! And if she's up for it then go all out to make it happen but if shes not accept it and happily break-up same with business or job Ask for the promotion or the change of the role, can I work an extra hour and have Fridays off? And if it's not possible then start to apply for other ones but not like with your head in your hands. Just take the bull by the scruff of the horns and create a life that you want.

1:11:22 Paint that picture with them. What do you want the relationship to be like? What do you have to apologize for? Where did it go wrong, did you let them down? Did you like what kind of fresh start can you literally create? And it can come at any time, but something like a 50th. A moment in time, a significant event. Have a look yourself in the mirror have I look what you want in life and just make a decision that today is when its going to start to get better and have some fun with it do some research talk to some people go on a flipping where are you going next week? On a Lindy Hop lesson! What the hell?! Meet some people make happen guys

1:12:04 Yeah, no one's going to make it happen for you. Yeah and if you're really stuck Rob has got some ket for you! All you've gotta do is drive up to Durham and he'll get it for ya, he'll get it for ya. Interestingly enough just to bring this full circle the awesome girlfriend I have dated some... Not necessarily wrongans, but they're wrong from me. But this one who was she was from Coxaw Her name is Lisa from where Coxaw? It's just just outside Durham Coxaw. Is this another Chicago accent issue? No no, C-O-X-H-O-E it's a village outside Durham and

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Podcast Outro and Community Call to Action

The hosts wrap up the 50th episode by thanking the live audience and podcast listeners. They promote the Team Super Dad website and Facebook group, encouraging men to leave reviews on iTunes and share the content with other fathers. The episode concludes with a preview of upcoming guests and a final sign-off.

team super dad· itunes· streamyard· community· wrap up

1:12:51 Why the hell am I saying this? Hello. You totally distracted me on the idea... The girlfriend, the girlfriend! Ah forgotten it just saying she's from Coxsall Oh she said she was one that said can have a croggy full circle full circle Glenn, it's bloody good to see you mate. Bloody good to see you 50 other hours! I don't know when you join me but you've definitely been in for 25 at least of these so thank you very much for your love time energy humor and wisdom dude i do enjoy your wisdom It's been an absolute pleasure i'm looking forward to bringing up the century with you as well yeah we got Nadine coming on in the next couple of weeks um... Oh i'm washing my hair that day

1:13:36 I think she's going to tear us apart. Bring it on Nadine, bring it on! Here is Nadine, can we just have a quick look? There's Nadine and she is married just by the way so that we all get this out there that she's coming on to put us in our place and if there are any other people you want on, if you want us to solve any problems for you or answer any big questions in life Then clearly we are the people for you. We're going to have to put some more shit in our time capsule as well, Glenn so I didn't do a very good job on actually what i'd put in there So if anyone's got any suggestions about what goes in a time capsule in 2021? We'll take that whether we make one or not! We could make a virtual one and cut out pictures of the 20 odd things we want to put in there Until next week though it's been a plum pleasing pleasure and uh...I'll see you next week on The Wrap Up

1:14:30 Take it easy. Oh, we've got the flipping video to play here we go. Got the exit music man! This is slick man this is 50 years! I know, 50th episode you'd think he would have an idea by now because they moved around in the back end of Streamyard so anyway to everybody watching thank you very much to everybody listening even better make sure you leave us a review on iTunes if you're watching then give us a hashtag replay and share this with other dads you know in your life so we can spread the word and help as many men as possible create the life they desire and get out of the life they feel stuck in. Team Super Dad, Out! This has been Team Super Dad Find us at teamsuperdad.com Join the program and create the best life ever for you and your children You are not alone You're on Team Super Dad