Football, Sex & Food Fights - The Wrap Up #37

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00:47 Let's get on with the show. Welcome, welcome. We are back! It's a Friday night this weekend really good to have you here with us Glenn good to see you sir Good to be seen Jonnie, good to be seen it's been one hell of a week emotionally work-wise but not physically I've kept my steps down just to compensate for the shit that is going on

01:32 Thanks for watching. So, we're in the pub. We're catching up at the end of the week. We're chatting a bit topical stuff

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03:56 Thanks for watching. I've been sitting in this chair for a lot of time this week. I had a quick look today, within sort of nine to five hours this week i've had 54 hours worth of meetings booked in and

04:34 I don't know how much longer that's possible. I've got three things coming up on top of my normal job next week, each one of which is meant to take about 90% of my time so i'm just having to say no to so much it pains me because it's always the stuff you want to do that you have to turn down true but in the almost immortal words The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad, Thanks for watching.

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06:44 Don't get me wrong, he makes up for it. He's not anywhere near like he used to be much healthier. You go round Sky Sports turns on and he is smoking drinking. Yeah 61 now so he has got another 20 odd years out of this so far and long may it continue but yeah there was that bloke you are talking about the bloke on LinkedIn? The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad,

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08:18 The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad, I To all our American listeners and viewers, you know and plus all my family in Chicago so I do feel like i have a point of reference with Americans but they're there. They're a little bit upside down with the work stuff because they don't... they get like half a day off a year or something it's not in their DNA to not work um so that's probably where that comes from but yeah I wrote..I didn't even see that until till you mentioned then someone else shared with me

09:41 I wrote a post today and it was called the You Life Balance. Rather than Work-Life balance, I call it the You Life Balance so focus on you and focus on your life So make sure you've got enough time you're dedicating to you so that you can be The best version of you for every other part of your life Because if you don't give enough time to yourself How can you possibly give the rest of yourself to everything else? Yeah, I agree Thanks for watching. The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad,

11:00 The Jonnie Jensen Show is a podcast that So they were texting each other talking about porn, bearing in mind that year seven so about 12 or something. So he got hauled in or no he didn't get hauled in yet his phone taken off for some other reason then the school would look at the text message and saw all this chit-chat about porn so I spoke to the mum but he didn't actually know what it was bless him

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14:54 I'm now followed by the former head of the Digital Civil Service, by the head of the Welsh Local Government Digital Service and by founders and senior people out there who are all getting involved in this conversation. Loads of them started following me I'm going to have to start soft blocking them because i can't have them. And this is on your Dating Dad profile whereas if it was an IT support uh profile you'd have been loving it! Wouldn't care, wouldn't care at all but when a post a couple of days earlier was just sharing the fact this is the longest I've ever been without sex in my life that's not what you share on a professional account

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18:07 Yeah I was like, when i did ride my bike to school a few times when I was a kid but the social part of going to school is bloody brilliant. How could...I think she's concerned that you know bullying and some other stuff that might go on in the bus but I'm like that's for starters. I made loads of friends on the bus and it bear also was 35 years ago, but It's a right to pass They had buses back in your day. Yeah. Yeah buses. Yeah. Yeah totally strong Buses you were lucky we had two we had two cruel on our hands and knees through the mud

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22:23 Okay, so the lesson we can learn from today's show so far is don't have a heart attack and do have balls to tell random women in your life who think you are either into something or enjoy something that you don't. And just realize if you don't go to hospital for the first one you'll go to hospital as result of the second. You could fit your own words into that sentence basically yeah I'm doing a duathlon on Sunday, Glenn. A duathlon? What is it you have fun is that we do with pistols at dawn whilst doing a marathon? That was what it was! I got challenged earlier this week to work with the gloves and yes me and the Duke of Westmoreland will be... no actually a run, a bike ride and then a run so there's three legs in this

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25:03 When you're all in the water and you just kind of pour like clawing over each other and you get a kick in the face, isn't it? That's quite exciting. Well I'd say actually...I thought that was exciting last time I did one of those starts was about 10 years ago so uh It's funny how things aren't quite as fun when you're 46 when you were 36 Apart from sex! Uh apart from... Yeah that never gets old, that never gets old. I'm guessing as you get older it gets a bit more surprising though Thanks for I

26:12 So, it's been a week. It has definitely been a week for both of us but it was interesting just different people kind of... this fits in the same subject is an interest about doing things you haven't done before and interested in feeling challenged and excited by the possibilities of life and this guy I'll tell ya he's crazy The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad,

27:11 So yeah, so on the duathlon thing these kind of experiences do they appeal to me. They appeal to me one other guy I had on the podcast Anthony Willoughby he's a an explorer, goes and hangs out with nomadic tribesmen and he's gonna be... He's coming up i don't know if you said it is his 70th birthday or 75th birthday? He has become very active on LinkedIn recently and so he's doing a three-month trek Thanks for watching.

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33:18 I think it's a good idea if you want to bring your kid to a food, uh, to a party venue that ends in a food fight. Which is basically what you're saying for your birthday anyway so... It's gonna be brilliant! We're going to make him do it this time next year. I'm going to have to give the bouncers special kind of instructions so watch out for you turning up with this kind of what looks like a guitar case, walking in through the front door. No mate we're gonna have to check that at the door! Modified Nerf gun. I

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35:19 What you've got to do is, because I've worked in it. If ever I'm on a plane that's going to crash, I know what to do now. You wrap the life vest around you and at a strategic moment as this plane dives into the sea, you pull the thingy bob which inflates the life jacket and you bob up to the top become the only survivor of the terrifying ordeal of a plane crash at sea I'm absolutely certain it's that easy. It happened in a movie right? I've been watching more episodes of that Last Man on Earth program, oh good isn't it! It is dark but it is so funny

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44:33 The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad, Did you see the quote or the press release, was it JP Morgan today? No no I haven't seen today.

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46:19 You've got basically a group of American owners now who are very powerful in European sport. So the idea that they would put millions, let alone billions into a club and then that club could get relegated or might not qualify for next year's competition... Like imagine like their own baseball team and someone goes, oh sorry man we had a bit of a bad season uh we're not going to be in the world series next year Sorry What The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad,

47:36 You know what, I don't care about it. That's fine you go off and do that thing whether it was for real or whether it was just to negotiate a position but it was the closed shop thing that was the thing that just...I've never seen football fans united like that! Never! Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher basically have been loving about it. Gary Neville talking about how amazing Liverpool fans are The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad, And I love that Jordan Henderson called a meeting of all the captains. Oh yeah, yep! For me in my head I envisaged it you know like The Warriors movie where they all turn up in their colours in New York and I just imagine them all kind of rocking off with Hurricane and Hugh Galleries and a couple of their mates all in their uniforms and club colours

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54:45 I have that in my kind of memory, memory bags. I went to watch my team in a final okay it was only league cup but it was still a final at the old Wembley and we won and there was like mad...I ended up about six rows in front of where we were sat on the floor but where's my little brother? Like trying to work out what's going on. It was pandemonium absolutely brilliant So yeah, who knows play a man city though. We'll see we're gonna get splattered We're getting splattered but you know what now that we've now that we're going to play good football there I don't mind we're gonna give it a go at least Yeah, I hope I hope It could just be right this whole thing That's going on in all of life is going on right now There could just keep being these mad things like all this happened in a week. This happened in 72 hours

55:41 Thanks for watching. And What about my theory of it's a made stone thing?

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57:42 Thanks for watching. I think it's more about what is going on inside you. When we talk about vibration, it's what you're giving off so yeah your thinking about what you're expecting things to go wrong. I'm expecting a match that's all! If I get a match then I can start the conversation and say I am fairly okay with words just come on women just match with me give me a chance

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1:00:20 If only I thought of this four years ago and hadn't spent four years asking my friends to set me up, and if only my friends had actually done that once. Even once in four years then i'd be able to say yeah you're right. So maybe we need to go like six separations like so...so you need to say to me Jonnie what women do you know around The Jonnie Jensen Show, Jonnie Jensen, Wrap Up, Team Super Dad,

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1:03:09 And if you've got any single attractive scientist model level women, sisters friends then put them in the notes. Tweet us at a dating dad but keep it clean because the head of the civil service is now following Glenn. Yeah I'm going to do some soft blocking action i can't be doing with this What a week! See, what a week. Let's hope we survive another one mate so that we can do this at the same time next week. Yeah well the live, I'm going to get this podcasting thing out and get my second pod mic and will be recording from a Kent based pub in just a few weeks' time no doubt. Can't wait mate, can't wait. Good sleep tight i'll see you on the other side

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