Patriot Fun Show Part 2(Classic Jeff Davis 1997) [SEByC2zAssk]

00:00 Hello folks, this is Jeff Davis with the legendary Jeff Davis show from Central Texas USA and I love my cans and archives. Peace out baby! You are a Jeff! You're on the air! I think you're a wonderful lady Joyce. I certainly am. That's right. There's enough egos in here to go around. Get big thrills on it? You're on the air caller Hello You're here with Irene Davis Alex Jones Galen Ross XR Kern joy Joyce Isaacs Kathy lime and Vaughn Stannis Hello sir hello hi

00:52 Hey, this is Jeff. Yes is him. Hey Jeff like you got a good little show going or not I couldn't kept hearing while ago about that rooster we're giving away But you know what it goes he was having me pretty bad, but when those given the rooster white always do He's back there checking like old bear right now. You know who give that rooster way can't feed it no more Hey, did you know that? Do you know this young lady here? Oh, that's a beautiful one We've been working hard to pay for that rooster's board and key. You know who that is? No, no I don't! Tell me again That's Miss Joyce Isings From KVET Radio Well, is he cute or what? Oh man those legs a while ago made me think I was out in Arizona on a cactus farm They look good, they're scaring me Dan Yeah they are good looking legs for a man

01:45 Oh my gosh. It was probably sugars and probably all those bars, but just that night. Yeah, sugars would hire him in a New York minute. Sugars would hire him! Oh definitely I think so definitely. I've also got my tail pinned up because... I see that. I'm getting threats from some of the panelists here about my tail. Well you better watch out Jeff when i first seen ya thought he's George Washington but your hair was black and I realized you were Zelda. He does kinda look like George Washington A young George Washington. Hey trivia! You want to win a rooster? Actually no, this ain't the rooster question. We got this first. We got the book.

02:28 We got these cavemen with these prizes, right? Yeah but let's give them to several people. Why don't we give Alex one? What's that? A 989 QGFK? I know but you gotta play the trivia! 79... He said the fire extinguisher is not in there! Is that what it says? Fire extinguisher!! This one! Is this a prize?! No!!! Oh okay. That belonged to the station! Pick a number, honey. What prize do you want? Pick a number. Number two. Will you give this caller the book? Who's who of the elite Galen Ross held the book I have it myself. Free book! Okay Galen read this trivia question okay here we go. What is the strongest muscle in the human body? I hope it's the brain

03:15 Oh my god, it's pitiful ain't it? I know mine is long. That's how I keep my girlfriend. Alright Jeff, I appreciate y'all letting me try there. Yes sir! You go back home. I appreciate your call my friend. I appreciate it. I'll bring you to go. Alright folks there are prizes. There's prizes. Hello. Hey. Hello, hello. John Mayer go ahead. You're on you're on air. Yes sir oh well I can't hear an echo Oh y'all look really cute. Hey this is Vic! Vic you were supposed to come down here you little teddy bear. I'm working on a project here.

04:00 He's too serious for a fun show. No, he can be funny comes out to my house when Glenn is not there and we work on my computer Hey Joyce? Yeah Did you pick up my underwear out there at your house or I was... Don't! Was that yours? Oh, too many to count Well I ran into Glenn the other day and said he found a pair of them and they didn't fit him Little pink pair with little tassels The ones with the rosebuds? Yeah, I got them. You mean you left your panties over at her house?! He comes over to fix my computer and I need you come help me this week as a matter of fact So what color panties do you wear? Would you shut up Alex! Ohhhhhhhhhh! I'm sorry Do i get a trivia question? Yes! I knew the mother-in-law did Who wants to ask him? Go ahead, you want to ask him or... Pick a number Pick a number

04:51 Pick pick a number. Yeah, I got one at 1 to 25 13 to been picked admit yeah No, we're not going to do 13. That one's offensive. Okay pick another one sweetheart Well I guess the mother-in-law deal I wish I'd have gotten through there. Well number 6 then. Okay now Hulk Vic can you hold on? Yeah this tape is actually gonna be played on rotation so We have to change tapes here So just give us about 30 seconds here I'm gonna buy y'all some office supplies. Hey Joyce? Judy says hello Hi Judy, how's her dog? Oh it's just wonderful It's out there in the cold Get that puppy in the house before I call the law Okay what backyard crop is called love apples? You know that one. Every Saturday from 6 to 8 p.m. on 989 Don't talk into the panel

05:48 I know what a road apple is. No, not a road apple! A love apple! You know like when you see a cute... Can I give him some hints? Yes! Give him a hint! Hey Jeff! Are you giving away books that I loaned to you tonight for prizes?! There's something that you checked out of the library. Vic, I want to tell you something. Glenn is out in the lobby hidden under a chair Do you blame him? He acts like he doesn't know who we are. Hey Vic, hey Vic. I'm in love. I'm all shook up. What do you say? When you see a cute chick what vegetable name do you use with her? Pumpkin, sweetie pie, lemon pie, baby

06:49 Baby doll. Darling! Okay, well you didn't win sweetheart. Hey that's a pretty good guess. That was a good guess though. That was a pretty good guess yeah but... That's it. Can't give these prizes away. Okay we got callers lined up. Tell them the answer. It's tomatoes. Tomatoes? What was the question? We forgot. Love apples. Ladies and gentlemen, I wouldn't have known it actually what we had with Jeff is my colors. What's the trivia question? All right send them all away maybe the elite should be running Time yes rock KG you're on the air my friend with panel here Yes, sir

07:38 You ready for a trivia question? Got a question or comment for the panel. Well, first the question and then the comment. Okay! Question number seven please Joy. Okay! Number seven I feel like this where do you put a motel on the road to ruin okay that's a little Johnny Carson thing I plagiarized that okay are you ready for the questions? I am ready. What does the Statue of Liberty wear on her feet? Sandals Hey! Woo-hoo! We have a winner! A true American would know that. What do you want, Father? Do you want to give away the book or...?

08:26 Winner! We have a winner here on the Jeff Davis Pro. Get his name and number off the air, and we'll send him... How about this book? And send him a keychain with it. Alright then. Book in a key chain. Yes! Oh you got to play for bonus questions for the winner! I get this book by Galen Ross. Who's who you lead? I have it with a lead! It is good. Okay, and you also win... A keychain from KVET. 1300 AM News Talk in Sports You see the other person here that talks radio. That's what you aim devil worship.

09:02 Thank you. I just want to make a quick comment, I've spent 10 years in the Air Force, traveled around the world, of course overseas radio and I've heard a lot of talk shows, I really have and I gotta say this quite honestly even with large syndicated shows you are if anything else the most honest and caring, intellectual if I may. I've ever heard seriously anywhere and thank you very much Are you sure? You've been listening to my show sweetheart Yes mam yes mam because...and you know that what i'm talking about Jeff

09:38 She's as loving and caring over the radio as she is in person, I'm sure. Isn't she? Oh God yes! Loving... You're awfully nice Well thank you very much It comes from the heart so Well keep listening to KVET And you will now on my prizes! And your a winner So what do ya think about that? Does he get to play the bonus Bonus prize! Okay, how do we do that? Where are the bonuses? Can I just say hi to my friend Albert. I told her watch for the first time. By the way here's what you win if you get this. That is a bonus.

10:22 And it's the big red one too. That's the bonus if you win, you'll have a lot of fun with that. Here is the bonus honey! Okay, but that rooster is so attractive. Oh I gotta have it. Okay there was a movie, you know Spike Lee made that movie? According to Chinese tradition wearing green on your head means what? Pardon me? I couldn't hear because of the humming. Okay, shut up Alex! According to Chinese tradition wearing green on your head means what? Uh... I'm wearing green. That you're a virgin Let's see that might be right. I am a virgin! That might be right

11:04 Well, it's close. Oh no. Bad! You don't win the rooster. No you don't. What does that mean? I want to know. You're going to get your buck though honey. Your wife is cheating on me. My wife is cheating on me?! That's right my girlfriend just moved in with another guy. It's true. Nah, I'm joking. Is that really true? Where do you come up with these questions and answers? You're on air caller. Go ahead ma'am. Hello. Hi Ma'am Oh, hi. You sound sexy darling. I called for a trivia question. Sure! Do you like the way i look? You think im sexy baby?

11:43 Do you want a date with Alex? Yeah, you think I'm ugly. Say how ugly so Judge feel good about herself She got to make others feel small So she feels big! I think that's wrong! I'm sorry what? Who knows honey? Who knows honey? He just... We have to keep cutting him off the lawn You shut up! Okay go ahead Here are you ready for the trivia question Pick a number, ma'am. I called to take a trivia question. Go ahead. Pick a number! Hey, hey, I'd settle for a date and time at the Presidential Motorcade down Congress Avenue Do you know that? When is the Filthy Rat Tour coming to town?! You want a trivia question? How about Number 11? Okay, go with Number 11

12:29 Okay, number 11. Here we have one room on WC Fields House which he kept his library in I didn't write these because i never end a sentence with the preposition okay this is what room and WC Fields house would where was his library? The Mae West Room I know, but that's so good! Good guest. Yeah excellent guest. I like Betty Page darling. Yeah excellent guest. The bathroom. The bathroom is what that was. Ellie? Yeah You should consider a show of your own you really hold the floor well

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15:45 Had no good without you anyhow Oh, how I do love and love you Well darling, I'm telling you now Give me a little kiss will ya Whatcha gonna miss? Tell me Gosh so tea Why do you refuse? I can't see what you got to lose. So give me a little kiss with your heart, why do you want to make me blue? Gosh old gee! I wouldn't say a word... You're making me forget. I'm sorry. Come on now. I wouldn't say a word if i was asking for the world. This is so gory. But why? I mean it.

16:47 Let her sing, Ellen. I wouldn't say a word if i was asking for the world but what's the little kiss between a fella and his girl so give me a little kiss now will you ha and I'll give it right back to you as I do mean it I'm gonna give it right back to you and you will love it Well hello folks and stay tuned for more classics here on Mike Hanson archives and our new channel Waco Archives. And don't forget our oldest channel, Mike Hanson Archives here on YouTube

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