Sunday, 15 February 2026

Mike Hanson Campaign Fireworks⧸Beer Garden⧸Pool Tournament(Classic 2001 2003) Footage [ODKakaXx1Ds]

A campaign for Travis County Constable turns into a real-world crime scene as a candidate defends his headquarters before diving into border security and archival preservation.

By Mike Hanson Archives | 2h 5m listen | 17 chapters
Mike Hanson Campaign Fireworks⧸Beer Garden⧸Pool Tournament(Classic 2001 2003) Footage [ODKakaXx1Ds] cover

About this episode

Mike Hanson and Jeff Davis launch the Waco Archives and Hanson Archives digital preservation projects to digitize 25 years of public access television history. The announcement coincides with a dramatic 4:00 AM incident where Hanson used a firearm to apprehend two burglars at his Travis County campaign headquarters. Police recovered stolen car stereos, digital cameras, and drug paraphernalia from the suspects' vehicle, highlighting Hanson's advocacy for Second Amendment rights during his run for Precinct 4 Constable.

Legal tensions rise as the Southern Poverty Law Center and MALDEF pursue litigation against Ranch Rescue over incidents in Jim Hogg County involving the detention of foreign nationals. Reports from Sheriff Alarcon and World Net Daily suggest the presence of armed foreign paramilitaries and potential weapons smuggling near Laredo. Meanwhile, the campaign kickoff features a fireworks celebration and a deep dive into the Grace Commission report regarding federal excise taxes and government waste. George Humphrey joins the program to provide a skeptical analysis of global health mandates and political control mechanisms.

Musical interludes define the informal atmosphere at the Mike Hanson Beer Garden as the crew performs Sixteen Tons and King of the Road on a Slingerland Nighthawk guitar. Between technical discussions about ACTV video production and Alex Jones tapes, Hanson recounts the burglary while still in his underwear, detailing the inventory of recovered goods. The session concludes with a call for viewers to support the digital archiving project by purchasing the Bohemia Grove: Cult of Conspiracy book.


CHAPTER 01 / 17 Discussion

Mike Hanson Archives, Waco Archives YouTube Channel Launch

Jeff Davis and Mike Hanson introduce the launch of new digital channels, including Waco Archives and Hanson Archives, dedicated to preserving classic footage. They announce the hiring of staff and purchase of equipment to digitize 25 years of video archives. Viewers are encouraged to support the project by purchasing the book "Bohemia Grove: Cult of Conspiracy" for $25.

mike hanson archives· waco archives· jeff davis· youtube· bohemia grove

00:00 Hello folks, this is Jeff Davis with the legendary Jeff Davis show from Central Texas USA and I love Mike Hanson archives Peace out baby. Well hello folks and stay tuned for more classics here on Mike Hanson Archives in our new channel Waco archives and don't forget our oldest channel Mike Hanson Archives Here on YouTube Stay tuned for more but make sure y'all get everybody to subscribe to Hanson Archives And the new one, Waco Archives. We're busy every day uploading more and more videos

00:52 We have hired somebody to do that and bought the equipment to do it. It's a lot of work, if you would like to help out with that situation send us $25 and I will send you my book and everything that comes in from my book will be used to fund this these three channels So stay tuned right here to YouTube and Facebook. I am Mike Hanson from Gonzales, Texas on Facebook Thanks a lot God bless We had a great time at the Rollins there And there's a lot more stuff from my catch of campaign headquarters in beer garden be there. I think I'm gonna swing by after show

CHAPTER 02 / 17 Discussion

Mike Hanson Apprehends Burglars at Campaign Headquarters

Mike Hanson used a firearm to apprehend two individuals burglarizing his campaign headquarters and fireworks stand at 4:00 AM. Police arrived to find the suspects' vehicle filled with stolen car stereos and drug paraphernalia, including a suspected dope pipe. The incident is presented as a primary example of the necessity for an armed citizenry to deter crime.

mike hanson· burglary· campaign headquarters· firearms· citizen's arrest

01:42 Uh, yeah there was a lot of fun. We're going to show you a lot of that but first I want to get on why we need guns Are we ready to play any of that Maul? Play from the beginning and i'll just talk over it! I got a call last night from Mike Hanson What? Call Hansen? You don't need to call Hanson He's out at the campaign headquarters in Beer Garden So anyway he called me up last night about 4 o'clock And I went down there seems they were having a little bit trouble Well, you can't... the cops aren't here to protect you or nothing folks. You're supposed to protect yourself and then by law he did exactly right He apprehended two individuals burglarizing the campaign headquarters Well, he did exactly right thing at gunpoint He put them down and called the police Police came put him in a car went to look at the two individuals' car Turns out it was full of car stereos

02:46 Yeah, here's some of us. There are the cops wait we go around see what that car is. See right there We'll show you the car in a minute It's still parked out there on the street kind of early to be up You know pokey never an early riser but I got off of this They took some bolt cutters Mike got two of them and there may have been the third one at escape don't know yet Oh, yeah, I am there huh? Standing around looking make sure everything okay What do you expect for pokey huh Yeah, well anyway this is why we should all have... there's the car. Oh! We're not supposed to show the tag but anyway see it was from Fort Worth there? That's alright I thought you'd blocked it with a number but see the car had a dealer tag from Fort Worth so Mike of course came around back got the jump on him drew down on them and they very very wisely decided to obey his commands huh well that's kind early on us

03:54 That was quite a long and exciting, exciting morning for us. Oh there I am too! And i'm not filming yet Well anyway So the cops all come around Now wait till you see what happens when we pull the car in Off the street See? I guess they plan to make a quick hit See how that cars parked over there? So I guess their gonna make a quick hit and run for it But When American citizens keepin' bare arms A drug induced crime spree comes to end Last night or this morning about 4 30 or so. I don't know it's pretty early about four o'clock. That's hot no, pretty neat shit Oh, ah, there are you? I had to get my shoes on and go over and do some more we couldn't we can't get too involved till the uh Till the investigation gets more concluded in those exactly what kind of record these individuals had There is stuff they stole from from up from the Mike Hanson campaign headquarters But wait until you see the rest of it It seems he'd been having a fun night

05:04 You'll see here later, there's one of them. They put them in two different cars and they are very very smart and not as stupid as I thought because they didn't get themselves shot and i'm quite sure with an armed citizenry you know that the American Riflemen or New American uh... in the NRA magazine every month has a whole list of people who use guns to defend himself for stuff well here it is Mike Hanson campaign headquarters There he is! Actually did it used the gun drew down on him And not only stop crime, but wait till you see the stolen items that were recovered out of this car. I mean it's pretty wild! There ya go, Mike Hatch at Campaign Headquarters in Beer Garden and that's getting to be dull now as you can see Yeah they come out with just sacks of stuff outta that little ole' car It had a dealer tag from one of those little license plate holders sent from Fort Worth So i don't know we ain't got any case number or anything yet. We know they're probably already outta jail

06:11 They keep the other people in there and they let people like this out. But that's what they tried to make off with from the campaign headquarters I guess they'd been out having fun all night, and they wanted a little firework show So they uh... What's going on? Hey Jack Flint is on his way Are you broadcasting? Yeah Now here is the...I ain't quite sure what that was I thought I knew all about this kind of stuff but that's some kinda dope pipe And I don't know what they smoking on there You'll see here in a minute I get a better shot at it

CHAPTER 03 / 17 Discussion

Stolen Property Recovery, Second Amendment Advocacy

Footage shows the recovery of numerous stolen items from the burglars' vehicle, including high-dollar digital cameras and car stereos with detached dashboards. The narrative emphasizes that these criminals were stopped only because a private citizen was armed. Reference is made to John Adams' views on the Fourth of July, suggesting citizens should visit shooting ranges to celebrate.

second amendment· stolen property· car stereos· john adams· firearms

06:49 Must have been good because they got off with stupid. Look at all these CDs they got! We'll be here in 10 minutes. Alright, yeah we have Jack Foote on here at the end of the show He was being sued by Morris Sleazebag But I had to go over this stuff from John Adams Because today's parade that how the uh... That's not the correct figure there How the press avoids any kind of firearm story Now that's what John Adams thinks we should do for the Fourth of July. I too think you ought to take your gun out to the local shooting range of your choice on Friday, Fourth of July and put a few rounds downrange there is one of those stereos. I don't know what that is but it looks kind of high dollar to me yeah they had a couple in there looks like they had to take their whole dashboard off to get them he went ahead let us have our fireworks back with all those recovered stereos wound up there some digital cameras and everything in there

07:57 Probably all that night. Well, yeah they started buying it and had the inventory of everything in the car of course before you even found it. They came over there quick enough took them about 15-20 minutes thats some kind of dope pipe I know. I don't know what this stuff is but I can recognize that one. Nothing personally I understand. I've had times in the past long past I guess because I couldn't recognize other stuff some kind of brown chunky stuff or something. I wasn't quite sure what it was

08:35 Yes, I've had a nice long day But we all appreciate Mike and Winko that damn sure ran. You know they're helping out with all this After I got woke up a little bit anyway big old cup of coffee Yeah see they brought the car in the parking lot there from out in the street so traffic can get by starting to be morning rush hour It's about 6am So he'd already been out an hour-and-a-half or so man They just started coming out with more and more stuff then yeah that four five cameras five or six of these radios

09:19 Guess they could have focused in a little closer, huh? Looks like another who knows what up there. Yeah he wound up with four or five sacks full of recovered stolen merchandise but this is why we must have armed citizens all these idiots that want to disarm us off They want something else you got something else in mind Just take out more stuff yeah they took the whole council there or something

09:58 I understand they're making it where it's harder to get at, but as you can see it didn't stop them. They had tools...they had some funny kind of crowbar or long thin bars with different angles on it There's more coming out all because a common ordinary citizen had a gun Otherwise these people would still be going and there goes your radio look at that isn't that a nice radio? Hello! Hello. Hey. Pokey! Que paso? What's up, brother? Well my cousin stood me up tonight can you believe that? Oh well sometimes you just gotta rise solo. Oh yeah well I think he told me there ain't no show tonight because we didn't know if we did or not this Monday. Well it does the body good. You seen any of this?!

CHAPTER 04 / 17 Discussion

Jack Flint, Mike Hanson Constable Campaign Support

Jack Flint joins the program to commend Mike Hanson for his bravery during the burglary at the fireworks stand. Hanson is running for Travis County Constable in Precinct 4, using the fireworks stand to fund his campaign. The discussion criticizes local prosecutors and "gun grabbers" while praising the Sheriff's Department for their response to the incident.

jack flint· mike hanson· travis county· constable· precinct 4

10:43 I hadn't seen any of the footage yet, but uh...I got the call about 530 this morning. We're the people that would have had a tremendous debt to pay if Mike Hanson hadn't had the guts to draw down on these idiots Yes sir! That's Mike Alms right? It certainly is Yeah come on in Jack we'll be with you just a minute I was trying to point out how this is a prime example of the necessity of having an armed citizenry. Get the microphone over here for him, son. Well it makes very valid point, Pokey and just wanted to thank you for rushing out there and being by Mike's side You've always been a good friend A good friend in the campaign And we just appreciate everything that you and Mama Chris do Oh! You're the one...I got Jack Foot coming on here in a minute

11:40 You can, you do a lot as much as anybody. Well we, ya know, we do what we can but y'all are always there and faithful and we can always count on you and that's much appreciated. Much appreciated just wanted to You know, I guess we wanted to thank the Sheriff's Department for getting out there as fast as they could even though... Sure. They did one of them was exceeding a hundred and a hundred plus miles an hour to get out there but he was all the way out at the Y in Oak Hill. They can't be everywhere! He got this fast that you could. Sure well more importantly we want appreciate the sheriff's department for not giving Mike Hanson a raft to... No no it certainly were well about that part

12:23 Yeah, and just wanted to thank them and commend them for not giving Mike a raft of shit over protecting his property. And drawing down on these scumbags that need to be locked up in the key thrown away. I agree but you know they're probably already out of jail. They go to dope or stuff they had. I thought that's cool and all this stuff but I can't figure out what that was What they did, they looked like they had a bunch of bags in there and a backseat. All those bags is all the stolen car radios! Huh? And cameras that they had Well... Yeah and if it hadn't been for Mike Hanson pulling out his pistols you hear what I read about John Adams

13:02 Uh, yes sir I sure did. You know at Sunday's parade they boxed the whole story up so they could cut out the guns Well tell you what they must have been smoking some wacky tobacco to have to uh... They sure ripped off the wrong fireworks stand Yeah they sure did If it hadn't been for a gun in the hand of an average citizen They'd still be out there stealing people stuff out their cars Absolutely and see that damage on the fence? Not only did they damage... Yeah, he went down and landed on his fence damage the landowner's fence. I don't care Absolutely not and think of all the people that are going to get their property tonight because Mike Hanson had the guts to stand up for Well, we know he had the guts yeah it's a good thing More people need to have firearms in this kind of thing wouldn't happen so often well Jack Futsch here with me I'll tell him This is my Mike Hanson County Constable Precinct 4 candidate

13:56 And he runs his firework stand to raise campaign funds. We call it the Campaign Headquarters. Well, last night about four o'clock somebody tried to burglarize it only they met Mike Hanson and a semi-automatic pistol and you just saw the results there in jail. That reminds me of that Toby Keith song, Some Don't Get Too Far. Some don't get too far? Yes sir! And all those... One of those times he tries to steal some guy's wallet or something so the sheriff called up a guy out in Pflugerville And the guy said, yeah. When I looked at his car, I guess he said, yeah but half my dashboard's gone! So they had been getting around pretty good tonight

14:35 for last night. The reign of terror is over! Yeah, all at the point of Mike Hanson and his pistol. It certainly is and I want to make one other point that we're going to be keeping an eye on this prosecutor that's going to be prosecuting these two penheads. We're gonna get a case number? We're gonna find out what's going on? Absolutely, and if this prosecutor gives them anything less than the fullest extent of the law... ...we are going to expose that prosecutor and hold them accountable for not upholding the law Yes sir They're quick to fill our jails with people who owe money, but now we got real criminals to put down. Absolutely they've filled up the jail with non-violent pot smokers and ride them like $40 mules. People who don't wear their seat belts and truck drivers that won't tarp their dump truck loads! Right, dump truck drivers that don't wipe the dust off their front fenders. Yeah... And meanwhile I hope these guys are still in jail but we'll never really know

15:29 Well, we just wanted to want to thank American fireworks for giving us the opportunity To help my cancer now and you know this is just a quick say that I'm just commercialism or not well Certainly it was certainly a great party. We've been having out there absolutely And if you know this is just a prime example of a candidate for County Constable That's got the gut to stick it out. Anyone of them, anybody else probably would have turned tail and run when they saw these gun bags. Especially what's that one gun grabber guy? I can't think of his name now. There are plenty of them. No the big fat constable guy. Here locally? Yeah! I'll think about naming him in a minute anyway

16:18 Oh yeah, we need more chairs tables ice drinks and musicians. We had to share one guitar amongst all them people Hey well I can bring a guitar out that's no problem we can sit around and pick and grin all night long What about the phone? I got a song, I need music too. Oh, you need any music too? Chris wrote us all for Hanson! Anyway... You tell Chris that I'm coming to give her a run for money in Trailer Park Horseshoes. 10-4 on Trailer Park Horseshoes. Okay, shout out noise for ya. Light a firecracker and toss it into the toilet about 20 yards away or so. 10 yards away. Let's have some fun down here Mr. Flint. Howdy. Ok anyway Anything else Mike?

17:00 Yeah, I just wanted to say that uh... it just Just uh.. I don't know. We took responsibility for this fireworks stand and if Mike Hanson hadn't made a stand And thank God he woke up in time To catch these scumbags we would have been in a world of debt and a world of trouble It's just a classic example Of somebody who has the bravery and the guts to stand up against And the equipment god bless that stuff God blessed the Second Amendment and that particular pistol was limited to a 10-round magazine takes a checky Charles Schumer communist extraordinaire and all them others Well, I've got it's got some more but not particularly light. He was stuck with ten rounds Mm-hmm. Well should have had a 12 or 13 round clip in him But yeah just just wanted to thank that Sheriff's Department for understanding that people Have that all that film Chris

CHAPTER 05 / 17 Discussion

Ranch Rescue Federal Lawsuit, SPLC and MALDEF Litigation

The discussion shifts to a federal lawsuit involving Ranch Rescue and the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) regarding incidents in Jim Hogg County. The lawsuit alleges mistreatment of Mexican and Salvadoran nationals, whom the plaintiffs refer to as "Latino travelers." Ranch Rescue maintains the individuals were criminal trespassers on private property protected by eight-foot game fences.

ranch rescue· southern poverty law center· maldef· jim hogg county· trespass

17:55 We didn't show that good sheriff the first day. The boss would have showed up, he was real good Well... He's supposed to be showing all this film! Anyway... Just a word out to that prosecutor You better lock him up and you better keep him there because we're gonna be watching you Amen brother y'all keep on keeping on Thank ya sir Yeah yeah Otto Berkley has got no friends Not around this kind of park Anyway Mr. Futt We uh... Hello, Pokey. Hey Snake! Hey, uh- Hold on a minute I gotta get a quick update Okay You see Mr. Foot here is running Ranch Rescue and he's being sued by Morris Leeds This is John Segar He's done a lot of good work down at the border with us Uh concerning border issues of all kinds

18:41 So what's the prognosis? Are you still being sued? Well, the status of the lawsuit right now is that it has been moved to federal court out of the state court jurisdiction. And folks at Moldef and SPLC are very upset by this Okay, now. Just so everybody can see the ongoing case that we might not say too much about it other than the fact that we're confident that the comment has been reassigned. Yeah, we're confident and now that we've moved into federal court and that's not privileged information but once it gets moved to federal court standards for cause and evidence are much higher

19:23 And we're predicting that either this lawsuit will be dismissed by the court or it will be dropped by the folks who brought it because they know they don't have a case. My two cousins did show up. I got another cousin on the phone. Go ahead snake Hey in reference to that case pokey with Mike drawing on him of course he was protecting private property He is he he is considered the owner because he's leasing that property to keep that fireworks tender He has a right to protect it as far as him being property owner at that moment Now, I don't see why Travis County might have hassled them for doing so. Because you know if somebody's trying to break in your residence you do have a right to draw upon them. And again that falls under the Constitution.

20:13 the landowner and Jim... Well, he was talking about our... I understand. I'm relating this to that. Oh okay In that case there's a question of breaking into a residence but the larger question of large amounts of privately owned property still being private The essence of this lawsuit is asking the question, and we're trying to make a determination by pursuing this case. Does a private landowner have the right to evict trespassers from his private property? The answer is either yes or no. If the answer's yes, then it's not profit. It's not private property. I need a microphone? Does that help? Under the Constitution it is! A land owner does have a right to evict someone if they are trespassing by law. Of course... The interesting thing about this lawsuit- You're politically charged individual in a politically charged area of the country. No argument there sir.

21:12 But in this case, we have a very clear-cut incidence of trespass on private property. This is on Joe Sutton's privately owned game ranch. Now this was not a four strand cattle wire that separated this property from the fence. Oh! This was like 8 foot? Yeah. This was an eight foot high game fence with barbed wire on top. There are two ways to get on there One is to cut through, one is to climb through and we didn't see any feathers or wings on these trespassers. So were sure they didn't fly over so if you're trespassing on the property and the property is posted with signs every 100 feet in two languages

21:52 That's not simple trespass, that's criminal. It was posted? Yes sir it was posted every 100 feet in both English and Spanish so that constitutes criminal trespass by filing this lawsuit SPLC and MALDEF have had their clients admit in writing that they trespassed they've also admitted in writing that they climbed the fence which damaged the fence in Texas, if it's fence that contains livestock or game and this case it's both then its a felony. So they're admitting and writing that these people committed a felony now they are also admitting and writing they plan to do this there copying the plea to...admitting that they have committed conspiracy on top of the other two crimes. But still they want to charge you

22:38 They haven't charged me criminally, but they want to file suit against me personally and against Ranch Rescue both our national organization and the state chapter. But in this lawsuit they have the audacity to call these trespassers not criminals but travelers They actually call these people in the lawsuit, they actually call these people travelers. They don't mention anything about it. Well I can't travel and trespass on nobody's land! They're calling them Latino travelers and that's in the substance of a lawsuit and if you go to our website, go to our website, you can follow a link... Hold on let me talk here for a minute It just like going to South Texas

23:19 And we went. All those different ranches that are... and there's various ranches, and the only thing to divide them is that barbed wire or that game fence but yet they are allowed and I don't know what county you were in but in Webb County if your car trespassing from one ranch to another You can be shot. It doesn't matter. That's by Laredo, me and him have been to Laredo a lot. Yeah I know you tell me about that. This is actually the county right next to Webb County. Jim Hogg County Well yeah it's right there Pokey, right there by the Columbia Bridge Okay So we've been at

23:56 Well, how come we never heard this term Latino travelers? Pocky. Yeah I mean come on now we know better than that. Morris D's and all these groups are calling them that what they're doing to bring a suit against this gentleman is in order and this had to be one of these law but you know hot shot lawyers let's try to make a quick quick buck. We'll call them, we'll file a lawsuit against them you know that by law if it is posted 8 foot fence you know and like he said it's posted in both languages English and Spanish and you go over or through it, it isn't felony, it is felony so I mean what how else are you going to avoid that charge then to come against them? Also keep in mind these

24:38 These criminals were apprehended on private property well after dark. I mean also, could then if you wanted to in a counter suit could you not pursue that also and claim them as poachers? That's a possibility. The countersuit is something we have discussed, but we're still trying to find an attorney who is willing to work with us on a contingency basis I can see that because in the counter suit... Okay so they are called Hispanic travelers? Jesus Christ! I don't know pokey what color am I pokey? Hey you can be Latino traveler! I'm sorry What the hell? We got Disneyland! And I haven't even mentioned that the lawsuit alleges two separate incidents about two weeks apart. In the first incident, there are four Mexican nationals who claim that they were mistreated and in the second incident there's two Salvadorans who claim they were mistreated. Let me ask you... We weren't there, you're to the first four. What are these groups that are suing you besides Southern Poverty Law Center? There is Southern Poverty Law Center, The Mexican-American Legal Defense Education

25:35 Okay, that's your answer right there. They're trying to make a name for themselves. Somebody that personal basis that he is coming forward to sue you because he feels it Rastam on private property, but if somebody trying to make a name for himself and there's always renegade groups that are going to come out and try to law like so that they can do something like 25 years of 35 years later the couple that the lady that went in and filed rovers his weight now she comes back. She says oh I made a mistake in praying try to stupid you know what? I mean yeah They're trying to give themselves the names some hot shot lawyer got a hold her we got the abortion law announced one of these hotshot group is trying to

CHAPTER 06 / 17 Discussion

Armed Foreign Paramilitaries, South Texas Border Security

Reports from Jim Hogg County suggest the presence of armed foreign military units on private ranch land. Reference is made to a World Net Daily interview with Sheriff Alarcon regarding warnings of foreign paramilitaries. The segment also touches on media reports of Iraqi agents attempting to smuggle weapons of mass destruction across the Texas border near Laredo.

jim hogg county· world net daily· foreign military· border security· weapons of mass destruction

26:16 Exactly. So now they're trying to say so that they can give them refuge and no matter what you do if they're trespassing, you're wrong if you do anything to them I promise there's quite a few ranches in Webb County that wouldn't permit this That's guaranteed They'd be considered a coyote just like the regular four-legged coyotes This ranch is trying to obey the law Well, I mean if it was posted this is a game right here we go. All right go there's there's more to this story that y'all haven't even touched on yet now keep in mind That this incident that occurred on March 6 We weren't even present for this where these four Mexicans acclaimed that they were mistreated But we were there in February and when we were there with our ten volunteers To do an initial survey of the property to see if we could do a mission there

27:02 One of our volunteers spotted a group of 25 dressed in black fatigues moving across the property. The landowner has reported numerous sightings of armed people on his property and the week before our volunteers arrived as a group, in March right around the 15th, the week before we arrived the sheriff of this county published in his local paper a warning About the threat from armed military Okay, we heard about that when we were in South Texas. Yeah This is the sheriff who arrested our volunteer this is not the first time but that's been reported It's being reported to South Texas before well who the hell are these? These farm paramilitary groups if it ain't ranch rescue and it ain't us

27:48 They interviewed the sheriff. World Net Daily's John Doherty traveled down to Jim Hop County and interviewed Sheriff Alarcon before our group arrived, and he told John Doherty—and this was published in World Net Daily—that he was not talking about Ranch Rescue when he published this warning but if you call and try to get him to talk about his letter this same sheriff won't even comment on his own letter now Wow, that's wild. Have you ever heard of General Secord? Yes sir! Well I know they own large tracts of land in some places out in West Texas, Presidio County and all. Desolate areas... And then they're running some kind of CIA contract paramilitary operations out there. God bless them we need more of them. In Central or South America. No this is going to the drunk smuggler people. Oh those people. Whacking it and all doing contact work in Columbia

28:42 Could this be something like that going on here? In the letter. Pokey, I'll let you go so you can have another caller but i'm looking at the show and remember to keep in mind these people that are trying to do things like this just like any other person they're gonna try to come back at you Alright, we appreciate the heck out of you Snake. I need to see you down here again. I was going to go tonight but because Dana's accident last week... ...I wasn't able too because we've got her bedridden so.... Yeah, I don't know what happened there! The cousin Jesse... ...Cousin Stye said he wasn't gonna make it. In fact, we were laying here... We were sitting on the bed looking at TV when we're talking about it and we ended up having to go back So, you know how that goes. But hey man take care

29:28 For folks who want to find out more about what we're talking about, I'm going to put a shameless plug in here. The website address is www.ranchrescue.com Check it out folks! There are links on the media page to the stories that were talking about including this published story about this Texas sheriff who published this warning about armed foreign paramilitaries now in his interview with John Doherty He specifically said that these were suspected to be foreign military units. He wasn't at all...

30:05 Waffling on it when he was in this interview before our volunteers got arrested. He made it very clear that we were talking about foreign military units. Sounds like somebody go to him and put some pressure on him about maybe we could change his story? No, he just doesn't talk about it anymore. He just refuses to comment on his own words... Well I had to throw that in about-I shouldn't have thrown that in about C Corps and all of them because I was at the federal courtroom when I found all this stuff out in Odessa And they started talking about all these CIA contract operations going on out of Secords and all the North and the Border Patrol agent. I tell them, never mind!

30:42 And then all these records were sealed by the Secret Service. I was thinking maybe I'm a little out of my league here. Right. I was just a dump truck driver for the private trailer park, so that's split! Do you remember the story that came out right before the war started about the six Iraqi agents who were trying to smuggle a weapon of mass destruction over the Texas border? Well, that was published in MSNBC and Fox News and The New York Times. They all reported that those terrorists were trying to bring that weapon of mass destruction over the border near Laredo which is exactly the area we were operating in. So why is it that the sheriff publishes a warning about armed foreign terrorists? The major news media publishes stories about armed terrorists bringing weapons of mass destruction, the easiest route north is straight through Joe Sutton's property and we're standing on Joe Sutton's property and they do everything they can to get us off of it. You hung up on me! No I didn't! Yeah hold on

31:39 So how is Joe Sutton holding up for all this? Will he invite us back or what? Mr. Sutton has a very... I'm a life member by the way, I never get your letter anymore but... Well it's all published on the website. A long time ago! Yes sir, I remember. Oh okay You haven't been forgotten. But uh.. I may have misplaced your phone number but I still got your email address But Mr. Sutton, to answer your question, Mr. Sutton's holding up just fine he has a very confident and very competent attorney. It doesn't cost any money though does it? Yes sir and that is one of the reasons why we are trying very hard to raise money through our website for our legal defense fund. Oh yeah we can't raise money here. What? What? Load the website. Oh yeah ranchrescue.com you can link it off trailerparkshow.com if I'm correct. Can't ya Chris?

CHAPTER 07 / 17 Discussion

Mike Hanson Democratic Primary Campaign Kickoff

Mike Hanson officially kicks off his campaign for Travis County Constable, Precinct 4, targeting the March 2, 2004, Democratic primary. He acknowledges the support of Mike and Michelle Helms for providing the fireworks stand location. The segment transitions into a discussion about land ownership disputes along the river involving drug trafficking interests.

mike hanson· democratic primary· travis county· campaign kickoff· fireworks

32:32 Listen for the video clip. Is a non-profit considered commercial? Well, hello folks. My name is Mike Hanson and I'm running for Travis County Constable Precinct 4 and this is the kickoff to the campaign we have eight months left to go First of all, I want to thank Mike Helms get a picture of Mike Helm's and his wife Michelle Helms if it wouldn't been for them folks We wouldn't have had the fireworks stand for the last two years

33:08 There's his wife. Right there, yeah she's done so much that's it that's right she's done a lot okay and I want to urge everybody to get out and vote in the democratic primary i said the democratic primary march 2nd 2004 Jimmy I said Democratic And we're gonna kick off the campaign right here on the, one week before the 4th of July. Right there Jimmy! Well I know a lot of that land along the river has been bought up by drug dealing types. We've simply told old people in some cases own that property for generations, you can either have it or let it go but you're getting out In February there was a firefight in Vega Verde right near Del Rio Okay, is that where those helicopters got shot down? No that was Falcon State Park That was actually just south from where we were

34:06 I get on to Falcon State Park, there's a little spit of land that sticks out into the lake. That is a state campground? Yes sir! That is where those two Cobra helicopters went down. I understand they were actually shot down... That's not what they're saying officially. They're saying they crashed into each other, but I find that kind of hard to believe. They did it avoiding small arms fire from what I understand? Probably and wouldn't surprise me at all but keep in mind... Part of JTF-6 I guess they were. Not certain, but what I do know is that the two Marine Corps pilots had decades of experience had flown together at night for several years this was not new to them

34:43 But they were also down there as part of a drug task force. I don't know if it was JTF 6 or different one, but it was part of the drug interdiction. I love Mike Hanson archives. Hey everybody this is Kevin Smith and I love my Mike Hanson Archives check it out. And Hanson Archives! Yeah I got three YouTube channels. Give them all to me I'll do it on fire. God bless you thanks Mike your classic viewing but here is Jeff Davis what is it? Legendary Jeff Davis Show. And what should they do? Subscribe to... I gotta make my proper introduction. Go ahead. Legendary Jeff Davis show baby from Central Texas USA best in the world for 30 years and you're watching some 25 year old... We are watching Mike Hansen archives here on Facebook now

35:36 Mike tell us about you. Okay? Well, that's what you don't want to interrupt let's go right back to Jeff Davis Boxes of bomb boxes of Hanson's firework Emporium and mud pit I Right here, let me give you a message if you're not playing to... You need to write your phone number down. Oh oh oh oh.

CHAPTER 08 / 17 Discussion

Federal Excise Taxes, Grace Commission Report

A brief educational segment explains how federal excise taxes on gasoline fund the construction and operation of the highway system. It notes that local property taxes and state sales taxes typically fund education and local roads. The Grace Commission, appointed by Ronald Reagan to investigate government waste and income tax issues, is cited.

excise tax· gas tax· grace commission· ronald reagan· infrastructure

36:26 I didn't know Mike knew Chinese. Okay look, there's the two workers very good. Say I love the trailer park show and you open a show tonight. Hit it again? I love the trailer park show Get some of that fast footage out while we have all that stuff on the shelf. I have the music video. Taxes used to pay for highways, highways are paid for... The federal highway system construction operation of all highway systems are paid for by excise taxes so there's an excise a federal excise tax on every gallon of gasoline that you buy

37:21 You drive behind these big tractor-trailer rigs, they have a bumper sticker behind there often that says this rig pays $3500 a year in taxes. Well that's all the money that pays for that! Local highways are paid with local property taxes and state sales taxes and stuff like that And gas tax. Education, property taxes, local and state taxes pay for most education yes a little bit of money the government taxes us and a little bit of money trickles down to the states but most people should understand about the Grace Commission report

37:58 Peter Grace chaired what's known as the Grace Commission that Ronald Reagan commissioned to look into this income tax problem. My cancer for county council will precinct four. How is it going? There's Mike. Hey, there's somebody who can give you a cell phone for over 36 hours! Mike Hanson, vote for him. He's a good man. I like the nice flyers you made of them. That's my account. How many does he have?

38:51 Very cool. Now what we need to do is I'm going to go and post them in places that can't post them, you know coffee shops and stuff ask them. Most places are pretty cool about it. June 27th, about 1020.

CHAPTER 09 / 17 Discussion

Fireworks Celebration, Campaign Promotion Footage

The group gathers at the fireworks stand to film promotional material for the Mike Hanson campaign. They set off large fireworks, including "Black Cats," to celebrate the campaign kickoff. The footage captures the informal atmosphere of the "Beer Garden" headquarters and interactions with supporters and film crew members.

fireworks· black cats· campaign video· travis county· pyrotechnics

39:39 You hear what I said? Some lady came up with a cigarette in her hand. I went like this, going like this to me. I want that with the cigarette and I was like hey! They didn't give me any no smoking stuff. I can get you some home beef if you want. Yeah honey, you can get me some. Hey we know them! How's it going? What the heck are we riding here?! I'm armed with a checkbook

40:19 It might bounce. Alright! We were here late one night, like 2 o'clock and nobody was... everybody fell asleep. Well two o'clock? What do you expect?! Hey, it's a great time to uh oh. What's that? How is it going? Yes you did. Producer Eric Rainbow.

41:00 Right here I got it all on film. Did you get this Jimmy? Oh yeah! Now this is what we want. Look at the home too, it says. Okay let me...I'll make you a promise folks Anybody that votes for Mike Hanson will get one of these. Oh no! I had to vote for me set you free with... Go ahead and sit up there. Nooo! Go ahead, we'll get a picture of him and put it in the campaign. And then we'll take it down to the Harley shop

41:49 Hold on Jimmy. We can edit out the bad stuff. Yeah, you won't edit the bad stuff out of it that's what will go on TV is the bad stuff I know how that trailer park show does. We play it all. Get over here where we get the fireworks in the background Jimmy. There ya go Hows that look? I want all this film you know We have any film we got. I'll put this on the new roll-in. How's it feel Mike? You want to drive off?

42:27 I know you're gonna play this Jimmy. No sound! We'll talk over it huh? Well, you know we'll just send this over to Harley shop. Yeah do it! Hey Steve, have you got your camera? You know that little digital camera would've been good. Get some footage of the way he's back in his element The old pro, huh? Celebrate Black Cats' victory. We're at 48 without tax. We're at 48 without tax, but these two have been taxed. You're a genuine grade A pyrotechnic seer.

43:38 Go Mike! Josh, Josh. He's on the way! No, no let's do it fine Come on. I'm not a guy, I'll speak for myself. What's all this noise? Ready? Everybody ready? Is everybody ready? As long as you make your speech then we're going to hoot and holler. Hey wait Mike after you make your speech we want to set off the big one.

44:42 Yeah Well hello folks, my name is Mike Hanson and I'm running for Travis County Constable Precinct 4.

45:29 and I want to thank, this is the kickoff to the campaign. We have eight months left to go and first of all I want to thank Mike Helms get a picture of Mike Helms and his wife Michelle Helms if it wouldn't have been for them folks we wouldn't had the firework stand for the last two years There's his wife right there yeah she's done so much that's it that's right she's done a lot And I want to urge everybody to get out and vote in the Democratic primary. I said the Democratic primary, March 2nd 2004 Jimmy, I said the democratic primary. That's kind of hard to swallow! We're going kick off the campaign right here on the one week before the 4th July Right there Jimmy. Okay Well they ain't popping up yet. Well they are going too

46:25 Alright, light it up. Let the big one go! Go out there and light it I want to urge you again folks to please get out and vote March 2nd Mike Hanson stands for everything good justice Justice the American way. Yeah, there you go. That's it bill of rights. You need somebody to protect the Bill of Rights I'll do it Where is his lighter? Get all those good photos of everything. Hey, should we put these out there? So get the big one out there!

47:20 These haven't been lit in days. Yeah, baby! That's a big one! Alright, be still in the truck. I'm trying to film here. Here we go! Run!!! Don't even think of it!

48:37 Hey, hip-hip hooray! Time to blind some people. Yeah, blinding somebody's bum. Hey you want to shoot these up real quick? Yes! Who wants to watch a boo boo game?! How are we gonna break it? Here we go! Oh! F*** you, Will! That'll work.

CHAPTER 10 / 17 Discussion

Behind the Scenes, Video Production Banter

The participants engage in technical discussions regarding video production, referencing Alex Jones' tapes and ACTV broadcasts. They coordinate photography sessions with flag holders and discuss experimental camera shots. The segment includes casual banter about go-karts, beer, and the logistics of filming in 100-degree Texas heat.

alex jones· video editing· go-karts· photography· actv

50:08 I'm already know the day. You want to argue? Jimmy's gonna tell me, Jimmy He's the now. I mean Alex is an old ride, you know? 80% right. The rest of it is going to check out here. You howled the goddamn thing? Go on, roll away. Remember when they brought those suckers out and said they wanted to use them in multiple car wrecks? It takes $1500 to get one of those to roll out of the trailer. Instead of a smaller... Regular old ambulance

51:05 I don't know. I have to find out and make sure it's true. You remember that one tape of Alex's? It has that smoking shit, and the troops are marching down the street... Yeah! I liked that one. That was good but it kind of looks like... you know, real surreal looking. Pretty damn sure there wasn't enough. I don't think. It was a Republican sweep by every other election and for some reason... I used this on the show, no sound just look at the camera How's that Jimmy? Great! Good, good. I use it in clips. You see now? Right there

51:55 Sunday afternoon. Sunday afternoons? Alright, you always shoot on Sunday afternoons? Oh, my wife will do it. Alright, what time is Sundays? 3 or 4 o'clock. That's good. What, shoot? Yeah. You know what I bought one of those Moskowitz punts and I bought these flare rounds. You ever seen them? They're alright. I got some bowler rounds That's neat It's a go-kart No, it's a go-kart on it

52:59 That looks like fun. It's dangerous! It looks dangerous too. Strings, cloths... Oh yeah I was wondering if they have to have with the... You want to drop a little? The sign needs to go back that way a little bit. This way A little more Okay, I need to come up. Can you tell me your name again? Jean! Jean, your knee needs to come up just a little bit. And pull it a little tighter. Jean, up just a little bit more. My hair's sticking out? Oh badly no How many shots do i have here Harvey? You got another roll. Jean, up just a little bit more Now you're fine, stay right where you are okay

53:58 You just look cool. Okay. You getting video of everything Jimmy? Yep! I'll use that for this. Oh, let me get out the way. Honey take a picture with my camera. Okay now we're gonna do this a little differently so stay right here. What have we got in the bag? He's been a photographer 14 years. Good good! Beautiful. Thank you sir. Now girls, turn around and show your best sides. Just kidding. Sign holders hold still. Ok great! Is there somebody that can get that flag for us? The Flag holder! The handsome flag holder right here

55:01 Alright, what I'm going to do is position this flag in my camera's position. Okay, uh Gene... Hi girls! Move back where you were, I guess. Alright Gene, just step over here. Need the kids to move left a little bit. One of the kids is getting cut off, I think. You alright? Yeah. Flag holder. Watch me and hang on there. I like the flag behind his face. Flag holder, come down with your flag. Come down with your hand. There you go. That's good stuff! That flag highlights your face. Flag holder, you're doing a good job so hang in there. Chin down a little bit right there.

55:52 Yeah, five seconds Oh you can do it louder than that. Come on put a little something into it! Love the trailer park show! Watch Monday and you'll be on! We need fireworks. Don't hide the beer? You gotta hide the beer. Don't hide the beer?! It's for the children The children want beer? Yeah, thats good kind of beer for the children. That's alright

56:46 Okay, here's trailer park furniture. You can see pretty neat. Look James! Trailer Park air conditioning. Some of the great people out here folks. No I can't put that on, I'm on prom time. I cant' put more drive less. What about the children? We could give them beer but we cant teach them about love Is that what that fucking grueling means? But we don't want just one person taking the fall. When one person falls, we all got to get up and go! Sir, can you turn off that camera please?

57:40 Don't ever have you pull out my coil, look what you did to it. Kick your ass James Ritter! From here the kingdom come. They will be done. My will be done On earth as it is in the trailer park. Yeah I sent it off to you on a shelf that I wanted to send to the Laughlin group and Politically Incorrect but they weren't humorous enough for me You're on TV! Don't repeat what I said.

58:24 Another good Ritter barbecue. You haven't eaten it yet? Yeah, let's wait till morning to decide! Trailer park picnic is coming up in a... heck it's only about two months away now. Don't answer that I hate that door! There's the trailer park furniture. Here's the trailer park butt. Hows it going? We're gonna get kicky at the weirdest times.

59:21 Nice one. I'll have to go on them now. They're having me hit a counter and they'll get a little slump down there.

1:00:06 I probably jiggled it, but we'll find out. I'm afraid i am not focusing in on them well. That'll be my experimental shot. Hey, you want to take this over? No I'm going to scope up what's going on over here. There ain't nobody over here. Alright those are my experimental shots

1:01:16 Oh no, I'm dropping a nickel! 3...2....1...WHISTLE! Where's the nickel? Got the nickel?! Yes. Out of my way!! He got some good fireworks. So did! He spent like over 60 bucks. Who's that? Yeah, that one guy. I forget his name too. Nate. Nate yeah. Nate did. You know he is contributing to Mike's campaign. That's good. Those are pretty good. Oh yeah, I like those.

1:02:23 Ah, sir! Well... I'm gonna get it pulled around too but. Okay. I don't try and do everything at one time here. Yeah? But traffic rules. Meanwhile, I don't get to enjoy my beer like I'd like to. Do you want another beer? Well yeah but I can't hold it right now. I got a flashlight camera. Yeah I did would ya ma'am? I get to shoot at least one more off of my fireworks. Okay You gotta give that tube a rest or it'll melt. Nah, let them have some fun. Thank you ma'am. Sit right there for a minute? We're taking them damn things, lighting them and chunking them off in the water they still blow up! Yeah looks pretty neat too. Oh shit! And then...

1:03:42 I'll tell you what's going on. Go for it!

CHAPTER 11 / 17 Discussion

Musical Performance, I Shall Be Relieved and Sixteen Tons

A musical interlude features a performance of "I Shall Be Relieved" followed by a rendition of "Sixteen Tons." The performers discuss the lyrics and the difficulty of finger-picking on different guitars. They contemplate writing a "Mike Hanson anthem" to serve as a tribute song for the constable campaign.

bob dylan· sixteen tons· folk music· guitar· songwriting

1:04:27 They say every man must fall But I swear to see my reflection Some place high above the wall And to see my light come shining From the west down to the east Any day now, any day now I shall be relieved. You say everything can be replaced Yet every distance is not near

1:05:27 So I'll remember every face On every man that put me here And see my love gone shiny From the west down to the east He's filming right at the moment. Tell me, front door's open. It's a D! You... you got it. Thank you very much. I was praying for a C. Thank you sir. Front door is open. Down here next to me in this lonely town There's the man who swears he is not to blame

1:06:49 All day long I hear him cry so loud Calling out that he's been free And I see my light, run shining On the west-sounding sheets Any day now Any day now I shall be

1:07:27 Yee-haw! okay this is what we need to do. It's Saturday night! We need to write a Mike Hanson anthem man. June 27th, 28th

1:08:03 June 28th! Good Lord, June 28th 2003. Yes 10 more minutes to June 28th. I usually do a pick. Watch your face girl. I don't know man. Too bad. I got a close up shot of you on the face Can't play my role with a pick. Yeah, I know but I need a pick to make it sound right. Well you're wasting film here! What the hell is he gonna sing along with? I don't know the song...

1:08:58 I'm a good musician and always make it up as it goes along. Man, that just fuckin' wore my hands out. I might as well be found back in that stonky load sixteen times. What do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt, a saint Peter on your call because I can't go. And oh my soul to nobody's door!

1:10:02 Well, I was born one mornin' in the sun and shine. I picked up a shovel and walked to the mine. I loaded sixteen tons of numbinite so cold that the sun said, well bless my soul we loaded sixteen tons what did ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt And Peter, won't you call me cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store Well... All that you see me comin' bit a step aside. The old man didn't handle it all, and I got one piece of iron. The other is steel, that's the right one to hold head. You never lift the wheel, you load sixteen tons! What do ya get? A dug-day holder out deep in the dead sea. Don't you call me cause I can't go

1:11:03 I owe my soul to the company store. I owe my soul to the company store. There's a fourth verse and i can't remember what the fourth one was. It's either third or fourth one! No, it's the first one but I never get right. Who's guitar is that? ENA7. What kind of guitar is it? Lederlin Nighthawk

CHAPTER 12 / 17 Discussion

Guitar Collection, Impromptu Blues and Folk Session

The hosts showcase a Slingerland Nighthawk guitar and continue an impromptu musical session. They perform snippets of various songs, referencing artists like Don Henley, Ray Charles, and Leonard Cohen. The conversation touches on personal histories, including family memories and experiences playing in bands.

slingerland nighthawk· don henley· ray charles· leonard cohen· folk songs

1:11:48 This is grandmother's nighthawk. Hey, scoot over a little bit. Move your bear skin over there. Nighthawk down, nighthawk down. Or the black hawk down anyway. There you go. Sorry. It's a Slingerland nighthawk. Maybe I ought to try it out? You got to give me steady shot here! My name is Don Henley from The Eagles and I'll be glad to play if you tune in. dirty birdie in the sky let some whitewash in my eye I'm close to see, I won't cry gee I'm glad the cows don't fly here we go all the way gotta go wait wait before you get any further we have to have lets all come up with a Mike Hanson

1:12:34 tribute song. Where would our country be if it weren't for that. Do something simple, have a simple song. A simple cover will do. This marks its life handsome. No you gotta do it to the real McCoy. I can never finger pick. I'll take the last of her for a while, that was terrible editing. God bless you all over here. Woo! Alright y'all come up with one and come over to my recording studio and upload it on CD for me. Alright. I made it. Come up with a good one I'll look for it.

1:13:22 That's my guitar. I'm a collector. I went national in 65, and I was like, that's my mother's fatherboat. Dead end gone. I wish it wasn't the outside of my tip. My mother passed away when she was 13. And finally this ain't over. And I'm left in this wide world alone. I was playing with the band, it's a pretty solid group. The guy that I found on Facebook, he was in love and I let him off the hook. He did a really good job. He liked it so much! So he loved it as he did it. It was a really good job. You're not going to find somebody who does a crappy job

1:14:20 We also found a case that had this in it. It's got an hour old case on it. I think it says purchase right here Just one kind sparrow I had We see to my dreams kept clean. I'm not a professional. Everyone's more like an entertaining person, but that's just me.

1:15:22 Got my mother and father wounded and gone. Got my mother and father wounded and gone. And I'm left in these wild woods. The last kind words my mama said to me Lying on her diamond side. Yeah, the last few words my mama said to me were these scenes in my dreams she's kept too. Wait.

1:16:19 Something like the cops are out of control so we need Mike for county constable. Here comes the judge, here comes Jack. Holy moly! Mike Hanson headquarters and beer garden. I'm trying to figure some lyric shit you know what i mean? We got the cops out of control. Drink drive go to jail. The lights are going to hammer on those things.

1:17:08 Here we go. Broken old dreams you planned to try And said goodbye. Evermore when the signal is glad Just another rodeo in town

1:17:52 And she is a brave man She wasn't just another woman And that little thing from Carolina It's been so long Take another shot of courage And wonder why the right words never come You just get mad If it's another cookie or a sunrise

1:18:55 The simple world still makes us see another frame. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It's not bad for an old guitar. Excellent. It has a good sound. It is difficult when you are... Every guitar, every gun has a different feel. I'm sorry. Every guitar gun has a different feel. Put a pickup in it. Sounds like another eagle. Yellow T7.

1:19:54 well when i got it separated from the body, I tried to fix it. The fan wasn't very good but that's all right You're not getting any of this. My son's allowed to eat too, I'm kidding. Take your strings off and use them. I know. They live on the back there. That is a boat. We started over finishing when we started the trip here. But by now, you realize

1:20:51 Reminds me of my ex-wife. I don't know the words. You want me to turn it off or what? No, you never know. Just let it play.

1:21:45 I played a little bit of music, yeah. Cock a mobile. Driving around, it's 100 degrees. Cock a. So cock a mobile. It's so hot. This is all off? Everybody's so hard of saying out here. I am. It was wrong with me. I drive a cockup. Cock a mobile.

1:22:30 What do you say there Steve? Sober, sober sane responsible adult. We can't use that fire word! We can't do these fire words. Take it back. Take it back we can't use them Mike has a cafe headquartered in a beer garden. No one's sober or responsible here tonight.

1:23:18 Yeah We've done a lot of copyright problems. But not for sale! I like your hat, sir. Like a bird on the wire... Like a drunk in a midnight choir... I have tried In my way To be free Why shouldn't we talk about smoking pot? Like a worm on a boat

1:24:09 Is that after the whole song? Too many different lyrics. Yeah, I don't know if it went too... If Branson had one too... Who's the guy that did the wildflower song to the birds? Oh yeah. Wildflower flowers are wildflowers, right? What? It's a different kind of flower than the one we saw in the movie. Oh, well... You know what they don't really do?

1:24:54 It was never to you. And like a beast, still born. Like a beast with his horn half torn everyone reached out to me. I saw a beggar leaning on his wooden crumb He said to me, you should not ask for so much And a pretty lady leaning in her darkened door

CHAPTER 13 / 17 Discussion

King of the Road, Musical Outro

The musical session concludes with a performance of Roger Miller's "King of the Road." The performers joke about their singing ability after consuming beer and encourage viewers to vote for Mike Hanson on March 2. The atmosphere remains informal as they transition back to discussing the burglary incident.

king of the road· roger miller· folk music· beer garden· campaign song

1:25:47 You know what Ray Charles says? I think that's so cool because he is black and he says, I can't learn anything. Hey man! Live from Mike Hanson Headquarters at Beer Garden Come on out get some fireworks to celebrate America and the freedom of white folks

1:26:33 I can't sit. March 2nd, 2003 y'all go down there and vote for the band. Don't fuck up. There was a whole bunch of them over here on my left. Like an 800 euro guitar. Okay! Friends for sale Room selective distance No ball of wool in the mess Ain't got no cigarettes to suck Oh, bars and pushin' room Bars and pushin' room Eight foot walk from eight foot wall Mama Man loves me by dominion In the road

1:27:15 Third boxcar up in that train Destination, bank of Maine Four worn out suit and shoes Don't pay no union here's my smoke For the goldies I have found Short but not too long I'm a man of the environmental means End of the road, I know every region and every creed All of their children and all of their men Every land now in every town Every locked and hanged, locked and torn around our thing

1:28:02 Rivers for sale and gambling Rooms to let idiots in I don't want a pool of pets I ain't got no cigarettes, but Two cows are pushing through I'm an 8 by 12 boy So how am I? Man, look, he's not gonna use In the road Did I do all the verses? I forget. It's a great song man, it was.

1:29:00 How about you can't wait to see the bubble of her mouth? Officer John, you're so cold Yes my darling I've been told I don't care just what they say Cause wherever I will trade You and I can be as free As the birds of kill decree Oh please stay

1:29:36 Oh, Diana, you're wonderful I love you but you will be mine Oh, please stay. Oh my gosh! I forget the music oh well. You should get me before I've had a couple beers guys. I was going for it. I'm right now Howard. That'll get you taking a piss out there huh? Don't get a picture of that. That's piss on the barge you kiddo. Look at me! Nobody else will be.

CHAPTER 14 / 17 Discussion

Crime Scene Review, Stolen Goods Inventory

The footage returns to the aftermath of the burglary, showing Mike Hanson in his underwear describing how he held the suspects at gunpoint. A detailed inventory of the recovered stolen goods is discussed, including $19 in cash, high-end car stereos, and tools used for the break-in. Hanson notes the suspects were cooperative once faced with a firearm.

burglary· inventory· car stereos· evidence· crime scene

1:30:49 Now watch out for him, half the camera will record. Yeah everything! You just keep it running. Damn Russell I saw you on TV the other day. Take a piss. You gotta get me one when i haven't had any beer. I can sing better. Aint no good when ya ain't had no beer at all. Oh yeah I can sing much better. Let me get the damage on them. Let me get the damage. That fence? Yeah.

1:31:52 well not too bad. I always thought that door was vulnerable to the street yeah, look at your tagger. Well you block it out well i'm getting for my uh for the fireworks now four o'clock in the morning and yeah deal from me just been in trouble gotta get some third one now too because there's obviously buddies yeah they were pretty cooperative once i had a gun on them well once you had a gun all of them cooperated

1:33:27 go ahead sir who wants the inventory? the other one in the other car well it appears they have been doing some car burglary I'll say something now good thing you didn't see me in my underwear is all im saying what a sight huh yeah did a real good job Mike two encrusted in cars and one of them ran off looks like they got the whole console out of a Honda car or something back there couple radios

1:34:28 Stereos, oh they stole somebody's uh even given car burglarizes Had a whole console in there Police state because then they say we need we need more to protect my car. Yeah They got some high dollar stereo equipment and Trump I hope you all do a good show. Give that tape to her and i hope she's going to be able to get all that from the other time yeah have any sympathy for people like that? I don't have any sympathy for them either they'll tell where the car came from it's got a full worth dealer thing on it can he just like get the back of his head or something? He already got the back of the head here right here too Jimmy this is what they this is what they 200

1:35:43 2950. That's what they had packed in there so far, you know? Yeah, uh-huh. They want the kid. Appreciate y'alls help! No problem. On the third guy... Can you get a description? I did not see him All i know is that I heard something in that building and told them to turn around Man this truck was loaded down with all kinds of car stereos cameras and things If they left this place alone it would have probably got away There was a pipe

1:37:08 a real nice camera I got the stereo coming out you log these down on your dish all the tools and stuff we know so far came with that cameras and stuff will do for you oh how did it get to you? alright bye time? what time is it? alright bye boy he's pokey up early well ok, I might have him

1:38:30 on a crime scene right now so I know. So, I'll be all the way bye Now that's a nice stereo console there All this and that little bitty car Yeah They're packed Alright they are tracking down owner of the equipment See some stereos Digital cameras

1:40:15 CDs, everything. $359 Just from the time I walked from the RV to the street that's what they got? Damn! They wasn't messing around was they? They wasn't hesitating Nope but what if we'd have slept through it how much would they have gotten Well they couldn't have got too much the car was damn near full of stolen radios and shit. They would've gotten a little more. Yeah. They went for the high dollar items huh? Yeah, I think so. Looks like they got a little pipe or something to smoke on too from somewhere.

1:41:24 Looks like they smoking something there. Something brown rocky looking stuff. $59 worth don't take pictures of me I'm in my underwear. Go out there and look one more time at this fence Right here they got it right here. How much cash was it? $19. 19 one dollar bills? 2 fives. Oh, two fives? Yeah we don't... all the money is always taken off the bank you know every month. We take a deposit every hour. They left the quarters and all huh? Yeah they didn't want that change. They just wanted to cash in some fireworks yeah go celebrate with their hot car stereos. Who would have thought there'd been some damn theft ring

1:42:38 We'll have to ask him some more. Might be! You think? Ah, might be... The car from Fort Worth Well at least it's got a dealer that was bought in Fort Worth I don't know They belong to one of these kids' mommas or something Okay He said we can come get them Yeah they just had to take the suspects out and give them a thorough search Read em their ICR and arrest now I hope they learned a lesson to get their lives straightened out They're not really bad people because

CHAPTER 15 / 17 Discussion

ACTV Preservation Project, Digital Archiving

Mike Hanson discusses the ongoing effort to preserve 20-25 years of public access television (ACTV) tapes. The project involves digitizing raw footage featuring figures like Alex Jones, Jeff Davis, and Steve Lane. Hanson emphasizes the importance of subscribing to the new YouTube channels to support the preservation of these historical patriot broadcasts.

actv· alex jones· jeff davis· video preservation· digital editing

1:44:19 they were real swashy. They seem to be there the whole day. Oh even before he got in, did you take your gun off? No I didn't take my gun off. no definitely don't do that well Austin is now short two car burglars. It was two people like a big dooley truck came by and wiped him out. You'll be on TV! You leaving Austin?! Huh? No? Okay This is Mike Hanson, your old Facebook buddy and your YouTube buddy. We got a new Facebook page, Hanson Archives. H-A-N-S-O-N archives And our older one that has a lot of... be sure to subscribe down there is what we need

1:45:24 We got about 20,000 on the Mike Hanson archives but we started a new one. Hanson Archives for all the good old classics Alex Jones Jeff Davis Steve Lane George Humphrey Chris Ritter Jimmy Ritter All the good old people that you used to see on ACTV, the tapes are 20-25 years old and I'm trying to preserve them. We have hired somebody and bought all of their equipment to transfer them over get it edited down to some kind of sense because they were live shows in raw footage of different things we've been involved in

1:46:07 So be sure to subscribe down there to Hanson Archives. We got a new one coming up, Waco Archives is going to be all the Waco stuff that we've done so if you would like to help out I'm offering a special send $25 to 901 St Joseph's she's gonna put the address up here Gonzalez, Texas 78629 and we'll send you a signed copy of my book Bohemia Grove Cult of Conspiracy. If you'd like to use the credit card be sure to call us at 830-672-3089 just leave a message or talk to a live person there when they're open and we'll get you one sent out ASAP

1:46:57 Alrighty, thanks a lot and God bless. And be sure to hit that subscribe button! Thank you...God bless! What's going on? Love the peanut butter! I'm gonna be getting this one. Hey.

1:48:10 I am not a Korean. How you doing, man? You're off now, right? All right, thank you. And I'll see y'all at the next one!

1:48:58 We'll be ready for another rolling rock when we get back around. This is real documentation of the bus walking. It's a public right? Yes sir! Garcia, your table's ready. Garcia?

1:50:01 Oh, that's good. I'm going to get up there and do a little interview of this.

1:50:55 Fight! Q and tap. Ready? I'm serious now. Oh my god, it's good flavor. Yeah it's good. I thought you were supposed to miss that one. I just being sportsman here.

CHAPTER 16 / 17 Discussion

Mike Hanson Beer Garden, Pool Hall Interview

The segment features an informal interview at the Mike Hanson Beer Garden and Pool Hall. The participants discuss the local music scene and the intersection of entertainment and politics. Hanson reiterates his commitment to defending the rights of the people as he campaigns for County Commissioner.

beer garden· pool hall· campaign trail· local politics· travis county

1:52:20 another exciting day at the Mike Hanson Beer Garden and Pool Hall Here at the Mike Hanson Beer Garden and Pool Hall. What this is? Yeah, this is the beer garden and pool hall. Alright. I did a vote for Mike Hanson and it'll be beer hall, pool, garden...everything! Oh don't make me move

1:53:16 Hey, that's just wrong. Oh!

1:54:09 Oh my gosh! I'm gonna give this game a stand

1:55:11 I thought these guys at food starts selling it sir I can't have a camera on and you start playing bad.

1:56:16 I'm sorry, sir. That's all right! Right here.

1:57:21 You don't play Sam. I always put him on there anyway, you know? See how he did that? That was good. You gotta play that. I oh

1:58:24 One to one. Wait, wait, wait. One to one? There you go.

1:59:11 I'd like to bring some actors and stuff up. Yeah, sure. That's what I was doing last year. I was trying to grow. I'm thinking like a musician. Yeah! Stuff like that. The music scene. Stuff like that. Yeah, something like that. We can do it together. I think that would be good. Nice shot. That might be the only time it happens. He says I'm no good, he says I'm no good. But he makes them. Yeah, I noticed that! Nice shot.

2:00:12 Oh! Well, Jeff can't talk. I need to get a drink of water. I already got it for her so why don't you do that?

2:01:07 You know what's right, you know what's good. So does Mike Hanson. He is ready to defend it for all the people here. I hope that's a good thing! Yeah, I think it is. I think it is. Okay. Good spots? Mike Hanson County Commissioner in November. November 5th. November 5th. We're about right here on November 5th. Vote for Mike Hanson County Commissioner of Precinct 4. Here's my man! Yeah, heck yeah! So how long have you been here? I got my turn off. Brake, Jimmy! Brake, Jamie! Where's the sample? Where is the sample?! I think that... ...the warehouse and pull over Give them a good plug. I can do it. I put everything in Melissa's name before they want to see me. Hey, does that work? Yeah, oh yeah

CHAPTER 17 / 17 Discussion

George Humphrey Interview, COVID-19 Skepticism

George Humphrey joins the program to discuss his views on global events, claiming that current health crises are about political control rather than a virus. Mike Hanson highlights Humphrey's appearances in the 25-year-old archive tapes currently being digitized. The show concludes with a final pitch for the "Bohemia Grove" book and a call to "God bless the Republic."

george humphrey· virus· political control· bohemia grove· alex jones

2:02:08 Look who we got here. Somebody that we haven't seen in about 20 years is the late and great George Humphrey. Oh my goodness! I see who it is, yes! Tell us what you've been up to? Oh my goodness isn't this a great day? Yes. It's amazing. Tell us why are you here hurry because of my Facebook. My heart is heavy for

2:02:49 for the world, but my heart is also happy for the good people here. We need to get back to work and we need to realize that this cure it's not a cure it's not about a virus It's about political control and we are free in sovereign and we have the choice just to be either slaves or to be free I choose to be free yes Well guess what? I did! I bought about $20,000 worth of editing equipment and hired some people to put all the tapes on for the last 25 years, and you're on there. So I want you...and I got...I'm gonna plug my YouTube channel. Okay great! Mike Hanson Archives, Hansen Archives, and Waco Archives. I didn't recognize you at the start!! Okay so i need you to say

2:03:33 This is George Humphrey and I love Mike Hanson Archives. This is George Humphrey and this guy is awesome, Mike Hanson the Mike Hansen archives check it out! You're on there we just put about three tapes of you on there And you had slick black hair then. Now it's all dyed! Alright, God bless y'all we'll see you in a minute Stay tuned right here for more classics on this channel here Hanson Archives But to fund this station I'm offering if you send us $25 We will send ya signed copy of Bohemia Grove Cult Of Conspiracy

2:04:17 It was forwarded by Tex Mars that just recently passed away. Also Alex Jones has a chapter in here And you know that's good, there is us in our younger days. But on the address that you see send us $25 and we will send you a signed copy or give us a call at 830-672-3089 and you can put it on a credit card. We'll send it right out But that's what we need to help fund this channel, folks. So help us get all the classics uploaded to YouTube. We got hundreds and hundreds of old Alex Jones and Jeff Davis and a bunch other patriots that would need to upload about 25 year old tapes. You wanna come up here? All right, I see it. Here wants a lady let James go. Go ahead. Yes sir. God bless the Republic!

2:05:16 Get the New World Order!