Found Rare Hilarious Alex Jones Promotion Plugs Not Bill It's The Real Alex [AUjaowuPIbo]

00:01 I love Mike Hanson Archives. Hello folks, it's Mike Hanson from Mike Hanson Archives! I just had to put this up for y'all it's so good. I just found a plug that Alex did for our show back in the late 90s and he is just so funny All right, I want y'all to see this. If you can help us with our project here trying to get all these old tapes transferred over just give us an email or call right here on this number you're seeing on your screen right now. Alright! Now let's go back to the future with Alex Jones and The Freedom Report

01:03 Oh, there's Alex again. Alex Jones here with a Freedom Report. The drought is continuing at least two weeks now that we've been having continual rain It's horrible the aquifer is recharging, but don't worry give up your property Central Texas is tropical it always rains year in year out And I'm sure we all heard Al Gore last week saying we've had record temperatures Well We have had record temperature for the last 65 years But there's been some even hotter times recorded but don't don't worry

02:04 You are in deep trouble. The drought is just destroying us Central Texas is always wet there's never dry, dry cycles so again here on the Freedom Report we agree there is a massive Massive drought in progress. Give up your rights, your private property, your right to use public property and I guarantee you will be safe! We'll continue to cover the drought and next winter it will probably be flooding as it always does most winters here in Central Texas. That's the cycle and we'll be reporting about the floods when FEMA comes and tries to tell people where they can't build again, the federal government saving us no matter what type of disaster were dealing with here in Central Texas The drought! We're on the edge of dying here I hope you enjoy the Freedom Report tonight On a serious note this is an excellent program coming up with George Humphrey and many others Steve are going to be there tonight?

03:04 and Steve Lane, Rusty and everybody else. So again get ready for this program they'll be discussing a lot of important information talking about the US Embassy bombings and Clinton wagging the dog so if this is real it isn't fictitious or computer generated at least we think that will also be discussed in water wasting yes Steve Lane might have made a great story that's coming up later in the program oh my gosh! The drought! The drought! Take care guys Alex Jones here for the Freedom Report. The drought is getting staggering, two weeks of this drought continuing here in Central Texas you know it's always tropical here in Texas and the drought is horrible people can barely handle it but we're gonna make it I think as long we give up our private property. The Freedom Report is live right now your watching at a great program tonight with Steve Lane Rusty Fields and former City Council member

04:07 George Humphrey's gonna be here to be talking about the drought and how we need to give up our private property rights and our public property rights, to keep us safe. So remember the sky is falling but government is keeping you safe there are droughts there are floods here in Central Texas And just the drought continues The City Council Kirk Watts is going take some more property To keep ya safe But on a serious note big show tonight Coming up there's a nice little story about water that that Steve Lane and Mike did, and it shows what is it over 400 or 700 thousand gallons they waste every couple weeks. Just down on one stretch of highway but don't worry you can't water but they water seven days a week And also most importantly a story with Secretary of State Madeleine Albright kind having a slip of the tongue perhaps talking about how they bombed the embassies but she quickly recovered so all this in more coming up tonight right here on The Freedom Report But I don't think I can make

05:05 I'm in the desert, the drought. Take my property save me Watson! Save me! This is Texas weather this winter it'll be flooding and next summer it will be dry Welcome to Central Texas It's the hill country that why goats live out there you know on the hills its a dry area usually That's why trees are shortened of this area of Texas But don't worry give up your property they'll keep you safe Alex Jones here, Freedom Report. The drought is getting worse but Kirk Watson is buying more property with your tax money to save the earth again Central Texas is always tropical we've had some dry times here lately it's getting worse

05:47 It's just incredible. As you know, of course Central Texas is always wet so just give up your property rights your public property your private property and You will be safe whoo I hope the Freedom Report can make it through this blistering drought Everyone's dropping dead and dying the people are suffocating on the heat global warming The Sun is expanding seriously Tonight's a good show on the Freedom Report. We'll be talking about reality and exposing what's really going on big show tonight George Humphrey former City Council member and Big Business Booker bugger start over again start over again I'll get it oh man

06:26 Alex Jones here with the Freedom Report. The drought is getting worse and worse here in Texas, we've had what two weeks of the drought intensifying I... In fact every summer i hear about how there's a drought here in Central Texas and we've got to have water rationing and they publish people's names at the front of the newspaper It's just bad news and that is why I'm telling you right now. Give up your property rights, your right to use public property, your right to have private property and you're going to be safe! Central Texas will turn back into the tropical Eden it has always been The goats will be happy out in the hill country...I am sorry Hill Country? Mountains, hills, trees are all short because rainfall cyclically is not very good in central Texas.

07:20 We have an organization here, a non-profit organization. It's Gonzalez Association of Patriots but But every month we do something really good for some lucky person or people. And when we had the hurricane down there, boy did that was a lot of money. We usually don't go out of Gonzalez but that was a little bit to see those people and trailer parks and stuff really hurting and stuff. We went down there and helped them. Okay great! So but we're gonna help real nice elderly lady she barely makes her bills

08:00 So I know she's going to be appreciative of the $100 that we're gonna give her. And so let's go over and surprise her, wait, we've already mowed your yards. She'll probably tell you thank you about that but then we're gonna surprise here's what you get in this month Oh, that's beautiful. It is by award advice because I know you need help with your food and everything else so That's from the Gonzales Association Patriots We always try to do something good for somebody every single month. Love ya Mike!

08:36 I love everybody. Thank you, thank you everybody! Buy what you want with it buy something nice once in a while. I love you much. Yeah. God bless you You know people donate money to us and that's how we get this money so if anybody wants to know more about our organization We're here in Gonzales Texas at P.O Box 481 Thank you all very much and God bless everybody that helps people around that are in need. God bless y'all, okay? Okay we'll see ya next time, Pei! Pase un buen dia senorita. Gracias. Tell him thank you and god bless him. Okay. You gonna put this on TV? I'm putting it on the roll-in. No what're you gonna do put it on the roll-in?! Now listen say this is Lieutenant Beck and I got a cluttin joke

09:39 It's Lieutenant Beck. I got a... Lieutenant Beck, Commander Travis County Spots. Alright! And I have a sense of humor. Anyways Monica went to her... Start over with this is Lieutenant Beck, Travis County Sheriff's Department This is Lieutenant Beck, Travis County Sheriff's Department We do have a sense of humor. Monica went to her plastic surgeon She asked the plastic surgeon remove my love handles The doctor looked and said why? You wouldn't be able to hear. Ha ha ha ha That's good Got any more important numbers here we should look at? Stay tuned right here for more classy. It is the best and most comprehensive book on Bohemian Grove, it's written by Mike Hanson my old camera guy To support this channel I just got a new box of books in and i will send you a signed copy if you want to write us here at P.O Box

10:40 481 Gonzales, Texas 78629. Send $25 and we will send you... You don't need any shipping just send $25 and we'll use it to put more VHS tapes up. Look at that! Good Alex right there. Okay and then also if you want a call here's the box of books if you want to call I don't hear no phones ringing in there yet If you want to call here, we got people answering the phones here. I don't have no phone ringing yet! If you want to call us our phone number is 830-672-3089. I go that right this time didn't i? Okay and look at it...look there's the phones ringing okay and then We've got people over here working hard on putting tapes up tonight right

11:35 It is the best and most comprehensive book on Bohemian Grove, and it's written by Mike Hanson my old camera guy. Tell us real fast Lieutenant Beck before you head out of town I know you've been working hard all week how come y'all are so cowardly that you won't have a shooting contest with me when i'll defeat you up and down the street? No one backed out Sheriff Frazier determined that it would probably be in the best interest not to do it Some people would take it in good light and support it, and I'm sure there were other people who would take it the wrong way and give us all a hard time.

12:33 Hello folks, this is Mike Hanson from Mike Hanson archives on here on YouTube and hopefully you're looking on Facebook too. I just wanted to back up what Matthew Short had to say on Facebook about citizens And what happened at the UT Tower shooting and he said that the citizens of Austin brought their guns out and were shooting in the mass shooting in 1966, August 1st. This is a book called

13:19 Ranger Ray. It was written by Ray Martinez He signed this over to me November 20th 2004 There's a signature on the book This is a very good book I would recommend it and there he is coming out of the UT Towers He was very young then that was in 1966 August 1st 1966 in Austin, Texas at the UT Tower and what he said about this in his book Is about what you said Matthew? Here's what he says. I'm gonna read this paragraph is kind of hard to see on here. I was and still am

14:12 upset that more recognition has not been given to the citizens who pulled out their hunting rifles and returned the snipers fire. The city of, not Gonzales, the city of Austin and the state of Texas should be forever thankful and grateful to them because of the many lives they saved that day. The sniper did a lot of damage when he could fire freely, but when the armed citizens began to return fire this sniper had to take cover. He had to shoot out of the rain spouts that limited his targets I am grateful to the citizens because they made my job easier

15:04 He was getting medals and awards, and what he said was that he's grateful to the citizens of Austin for bringing their guns out. I think that is fantastic that he is getting awards And that makes him a hero of mine, that he's thanking the citizens for coming out and that they didn't get enough recognition for shooting back at Charles Whitman, the sniper. I mean, I understand from my dad cuz people to the hospital that people were getting shot from blocks and blocks and blocks away. Maybe even up to half a mile away, barbecuing or whatever. So he was picking people off from quite a distance away maybe some of the shots were accidentally hitting people but I think mostly he was picking them off from

16:06 high vantage point. But there he is, Ray Martinez! He's a hero of mine and he said the citizens need more credit for bringing their hunting rifles out and helping with this mass shooting back in 1966 August 1st 1966 but he got plenty of awards and then after He became a Texas Ranger later and did a lot of work down in South Texas. And he exposed a lot of corruption too, I think down there it's very good book so if you get a chance to pick it up It's called They Call Me Ranger Ray. It's by Ray Martinez retired Texas Ranger and that's why I guess we have the come-and-take-it flag

17:09 Because most people are not going to give their guns up because when it comes out of these mass shootings I agree with you Matthew Short. We need armed citizens out there just like what happened in 1966 this is Mike Hanson, and I guess all wish you a Merry Christmas if it's okay with everybody and Thanks a lot for letting me share this with you I thought it was a pretty neat little quote by Ranger Ray. And to back up what you had to say, Matthew Short, thanks a lot! This is Mike Hanson for Mike Hanson Archives. Thanks a lot and God bless!

18:19 to the new world order. We shall, we must and we will prevail because we're willing to stand up against what's happening. God bless the republic of the United States! Thank you very much folks